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http://www.yatzer.com/Yatzer-50-most-liked-articles-in-2011

this site is awesome

lately ive been drawing

around 8"*10"

drawings

or somewhat bigger/smaller

and making them really nice

duh

and then taking a goodwill trip

and dropping off a piece of my art

and some other things mixed in

cuz

there is never any good

pictures in there

so

why not make some

and drop them off

and let them sell them

for you

and then they get the money

yes

no actually

i could care a bit but little

bout helping goodwill out

but

it is really fun to do

it is interesting

to wonder who has ur art

some random

maybe

a white trash meth head

or

an upper class biz man

or

some cool cat

or

someone who needed a panel

to sand down and do their own

shit

a few topics

1.

that chick that works in the gym

why the hell do u turn the heat up soo much

i sweat normally but fuck

i guess climbing must be done in heat

right?

thats when u go climbing

literally, sweating.. a shit ton

2.

we got about one year left

what fun r u gonna do

3.

i think it is nice today

ha

ha

ha

skiers

4.

i cant wait to get back up to this shit

but

it will be a while

i think i might try to spend every last milla-second

here

or up here

hopefully it stops snowing forever

5.

what to do

what ta do

being a jehovah witness is not that hard

or for this year i decided to be one

right?

you dont have to get anybody presents

(i did for my niece)

which is the first time almost ever

that i gave a present

but the jehovah gods or what not

r not going to be happy

i

also dont have to call

and say

that happy blahblah shit

to anyone

it feels alright

ditching my family

on christmas

and stayin home

feleez navi-dod everyone

down below

this isnt even all of them

the sizez i gots

is ay lot

they all do their own tasks

some hold better to wood

some paper

some have chips in 'em

(so no good for straight lines)

diduknow

it gets boring unless u have a girlfriend.

ya know, the..

...section

or maybe it doesnt

come pick me up

i absolutely enjoy being a hermit

hell yes

i wish i had the time

hint hint

to do things for long periods

i am acquiring a mild case of

grown up ADHD

or

full blown ADD

but luckly

i have many things to do

started some new pieces

and excited for the end result

2 of them r 8 by 4 feet

male

and female

and one is this one

and two r a cat and dog

for my niece for christmas

hey

does ur mother call u every fuckin day

like the day after u spend 7 full days

non-stop family time

and then she calls and says

hey, how r u

sounds like that weird text i get

from that weird girl too

i told my mother

"i dont gossip"

old people gossip too

old people

chhh

listen to "come pick me up"

by ryan adams on 'heartbreaker'

awesome song

airport security

been flying since yesterday night

944 hawaii time

and me being such a crack head

i can never sleep in these situations

so

one thing i loveeee to do inbetween flights

is PEOPLE WATCH

it is awesome

cuz im sure everyone

literally, Everyone

is doing the same

u people watch and usually connect eyes

and quickly disconnect eyes

but

my camera is in a safe place

and i dont have enough balls

just to take pictures of everthing i see

ill just explain

-a hardcore black cowboy,

dressed in all black too

hell yea

-girly girl times 50

with two little pieces of shit dog

but she was cute

-a military duder

that i purposely tried to say hello

and

no response

shit

-if u know ian

i saw a bizarro old ian

all tattooed up

and like 65

sorry old man

"way cool"

-i perfectly healthy little girl

in a wheelchair

with mother walking next her

spoil little shit

-sweats all over the place

and not the sweats you wear

-all decked out yellow girl

that within 15 feet of walking

or texting

ran into 3 people

ha

-a stewardess chick

i would marry

of coarse

-an old ass grandma

i would marry

-people in too much of a rushhhh

to get on the plane

when all they have to do is

wait

on

the

plane

for it to take off

see some folks

i shouldve dressed more comfy

cuz

all i own is tighty levis

and for some reason

i got all the middle fuckin seats

no window

no aisle

and

i had two aisle seats actually

but a nice old lady came by and

said excuse mee

i, i, umm sassssit thhheeree sweety

so i let her have the aisle

cuz i do not want her

poopin her panties

and

i can be nice

on occasions

please no

please god

if i do believe in u one day

that u will not let me have

a girl child

maybe it is just because my niece is crazy

(could run in the family)

but please let me have a boy

when ever that is

could be now

could be in 5 years

hopefully never

but if i do

accidentally or purposely

let it be a boy

but

that being said

my niece is cool as shit

because she can almost do a one arm push up

i can barely do 15 regular ones

i cannot wait

to get back

to cold

shitty

dry-ee

lonesome

ole missoula

gumby killa

so far

i have read 1 book

Seal Team 6

or something like that title

this was my fathers book

and he thought a

"fatherly son thing to do"

would be to give me this to read

it was pretty sweet and gun"ee"

but i have to say

i am thankful for my bro-in-law

cuz my dad toasts him

and not me

wow

and talks like a creepy old man to him not me

"check that one out"

"wheww, nice"

thank god

and not me

but my bro-in-law

that he engages in deep

retarded bro-bra conversation

ha

you must be thinkin

poor sparker

well

i could give a fuck

cuz i could give a fuck

but the one thing my dad loves to talk about is

Guns

i could talk about shooting shit

and killing squirrels and rabbits

and deers

ands elks and

what nots for a while

but just with my dad

it is pretty much

the only conversation i have with him

that about lasts 3 to 5 mins

u say

poor sparker

well, u got it

dont give a shit

i guess my bro-in-law and i

have the same relationship as that

actually i just dont really feel like talkin

about to much with him

here, is an example of us going to war together

i never knew that petzl helmets

were bullet proof

well, here is proof that there still is a gumby killa

in all of everything thats me

i cant wait to get a .308 & ar15 from the father

the west was not won

timeless interactions

when u have many mai tai's

shit

i am pretty sure

that is my new drink

talking with my father

and brother-in-law

it is timeless

meaning not affected by time

or quality of being eternal

this timeless event

is not always this past father-lee moment,

but not now also

it is always, and always.. always

so,

i have no concept time

right now

nor

the next day

if u dont think so

this is how i react on saving a little praying mantis

with my niece

ok ok

it is actually

thee shitty lahani or however ya spell it

WIND

damnnn

wind here

damnnn wind over there

we both (mia) did save a praying mantis

from a dark human foot hole

.

.

.

oh, this is my father if ya didnt know

thanks for the trip, father

it is gonna be a long 3 more days bud

i accompanied or

they (my sis and bro-in-law) accompanied me

in a Go Zip Line adventure

pretty cool

pretty dumb

sorta skechty

gear is old

shit

when we crossed a bridge

the employee pointed out their (chinese bamboo)

below us was i vast rainforest

but actually he was seeing if i was cool

chinese bamboo means

a shit ton of pot plants growing

holy hell

i just looked back and said

"chinese bamboo, huh" in a cool, monotone gesture-lee way

and then we were cool from there

"the dope bridge"

after one zip-eh-dee-doo-line

they explained

oh, u have "a climbing background"

fuck, i really hate talking climbing it seems now

wait, always hate it, sorry

but

they seem to keep telling me

and after every zip line

"yea, climber bud

yeah climber pro"

fuck

but

2300 ft zip line=pretty fun

other than the hurricane winds

and rain storms

it was boring fun

ya know

is this a twitter + facebook account

nope, just a fuckin blog that sounds like that

sorry for worry,

and goodnight

jibbers jabs n o things

i am sittin on a computer in hawaii

yes

yes

sunny out

nice out

sea(s) (over therrr)

beautiful woman (that r mostly married)

or have pooches

this is what happens

when ur addicted to mai tai's

those r drinks, just so u know

i did indeed fall in love, again

i know, again and again

i seem to do that a lot

with two swedish women

or girls saying hello

by-your-self

in a dark hot tub

shit, what can u do

we proceeded to take their "favorite" shot

yep

u

know

it

"vodka + orange? = awesome"

it couldve been a spash of orange

but.. couldve not..

anyways

i wish this

i really fuckin !!!wish!!! i was going with my friend, sean

to peru, el salvador, etc

cuz these two ladies were going from here

"high resort hawaii"

so they say

to cuba

to south america for 3 weeks

and then back to hawaii for 2 more

its called, sugar mamas

money money

luckly

i dont worry about these things

cuz i passes this sign today

and i screeeeeched the car to a halt

and my sis said

"what theeeeee &@*@&%)"

NOW NOW

i yelled

jesus is coming soon

my niece totally understood what i meant

ok i cant ramble anymore

cuz my father is yelling at the griz game

boooo

boooo

go somebody else, please

no more talk

it reminds me of some hawaiian cats

here

cocky

and gay-ee

and

"this is my surf spot bitch"

kind of bros

sorry dad

this

is

apparently

the families "annual spot now"

room, is over on the right

or condo

please, i need some-kind-a-model-chica

skinny-blonde-non-pregger-beauty

to accompany me next time

black trees on the beeatch

to occupy wallstreet

i had to occupy my time----

"found out my cuz, was one of the dumbers

that was arrested in portland-o"

silly hippie man

----with climbing palm trees

nothing else to do other than

sit in the sun

cant wait to get back

fuckk

sit

go work out

maybe think about going to cali

or vegas

sit

go work out

look for love

save money

for the future

and to let who ever care knows

the sun is amaazzzzingggg

one day of sun

i forgot the cold

but miss the cold

i havent forgot the sun

it is early but late here

hawaii is like rich mazatlan, mx

but with hawaii peeps

and dark tan girls

that look like city girls

that would rip ur face in

and then beep ur brains

"if... u had money"

great street sign

drivin from the air port

that lead us to this place

wayyyy fuckin pimp

as some people would say

-kid pool

-adult pool

-lazy river

-waterslide

-everything is made from Bosch (yeaa)

-wrap around deck

-grills

-fully stocked (with most everything)

-oh, beachhhh

- all the doors open us and fold back,

so ur whole room is an open window

and

this is my girl

but not my girl

on a paddle board

out in the sea of sharks

"actually a random lady"

apparently it is the "tourist thing to do"

looks fun

but i hate the ocean

prolly wont go in

makes me want to earn

make

steal

a bunch of money

and come here a lot

or honeymoon this place

cuz

i get the couch, of coarse

and im pretty sure

somewhere above,

below

left

or right

there was some loving going on

and it was a bit loud

like ass slappin

ha

well, honeymoon galores

preggers all runnin about

kids

plastic surgerys

u name it

its here

going to go back

next week

and start scheming plan

to make a lot of money

and i think i know just the way

countdown

i like counting hours

and minutes

sooner than later

i

will

be

here

or somewhere around here

so fuckin excited

but also not

cuz

it wil be the first time

in around 10 to 11 years

that i have spent 7 or more days

with my family

shit

its gonna suck

but the sun will make up for it fosho

i will bring

-5 pairs of underwear

-one speedo swimsuit (the 'shorts' kind)

-2 t-shirts

-sandals

-pair of 30.36 jeans

-light sweater

-camera

-ipod

-3 books

-and myself

eff snow