runnin 'round

still in joe's for two more days
and loving it

but wait


lets forget about the future
eff that shit
and look at the past
as we always do and always will

hold on to your buckets
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me in the beginning
of my great climbing adventures



me (with a great beard at King, Butte)












muscular me
(debating about the best climb in kooter)
(11th commandment.. oh yea)












oh yeah my start in bouldering
in kooter, haaa






and now stuff i do
when i dont climb




live in my cabin, with my banjo
thinkin if i am inbred or not???







pose like a bad ass
with huge fuckin gun!!!








lick rock nipples, mmmmmhmm



the past
and now to theeee futureeeeee
i go

sometimes i climb like
im having an abortion
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and its still legal here in joe's valley
weather is getting very hottttt

runnin round

been climbing
went to 420's on saturday
with sam, ken, and red
awesome place
scored some points!!

aunt came to boulder
so we decided to head out to rifle
got there at 6 or so
and went to pygmy something something
decided we didnt like rope climbing
(although rifle is beautiful)
so we headed and now are in orangeville, ut
yep
30 mins in rifle
not bad
seemed beta intensive, greazzzy, and needing a rope
going to be climbing in joe's valley for two weeks
pretty sick
it will total almost a whole month in joe's this year
hoping to try some harder stuff
but it is raining our first day here
a must need rest day

My Events of Today

my events categorized
or
put into a day...

handed in two resumes.
drove to flagstaff mountain to check out
Just Right (v7) as it drips wet
Undercling Trav. (v9) as is pulsates water
and enjoyed a drive down the road

then

drove to flat iron mall (my fathers thought)
walked around and thought
(fuckin malls, me creepin)

then

5:00pm drove to manor care
to get my grams to take her to dinner
we (me and my dad)
have u ever seen choke
that is what manor care is sort of like
old fucks in wheel chairs being old
me (a handsome looking devil)
probably made these grandmothers wet dreams come true
by saying
hello
hi
(me smiling)

so talked to my grandmother
who is getting old.. fast
and it is sad but
we all get old and shit

took her to dinner at a mexicant place
with my grams stock lady
lynn, or linda, or shandy, or maybe sha-nee-qua
who knows
ate food and drank tequila (gold that is)
get drunk with my dad, stock lady and my grams
who always has a
manhattan sweet with two cherries

my father decides he is better off driving
thank god for old(er) drunk(er) people
so im the less drunker (as i think) backseat driver
some swerves here and there
but make we make it back to the manor care
and i hug my grams (g-barb)
get in my vehicle
and crave non the less (wintergreen)
and drive back in basically
a fucking snowstorm
shit
shat
shite

excited to climb in snow
oh, and got invited
with my 87 year old grams
to go to the stock ladies sons grad party on saturday
better be ready samsquinch 'n' stash-man
party'n to be had

BO CO

it's rain!!!
and im lovin it
cuz im out of missoula

it could shit shit and i wouldnt care
i took off two days of climbing (with no abs, etc.)
havent done that for a long time

today climbed at the bo rock club
funny how missoula has yet to have a gym
oh, the university, im sorry
its nice going to the oldest gym in boulder
and it being a shit-ton coolness yea

creeper #1 and creeper #2
get in late night wednesday.
psyched.
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oh and for dream girls
there fuckin everywhere
left
right

oh

wait

behind

infront

DREAMGIRLSSSSSSS

Last Weeks to These Weeks

This is what happens
when you fiercely try to wash a knife

i did this a month ago too
on the same finger

but

since i live in "granola-ee" missoula
i like to recycle

yea
didnt see it drippin
but i do like extra spice to my stir-fry
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two more days of school
semester is ended
so fuckin ready to get out
of Lovely Missoula

what i will miss

drinking (almost every night)
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i think that is it
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what i wont miss
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drinking (almost every night)
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i think that is it
oh
and

theatrical pieces (drama)


here we come coloradooooooo

thank the fuckin lord for my grams

hopefully ill like it too much and not come back for a while

4 day weekend... Again

another 4 day weekend in
Missoula.
what does that mean?

usually 7 nights a week
of getting drunk
with turdshitface
n
dance like a womanboy
n
creeper
but
gettin drunk
2 of the days
then
jesse and i headed toon saturday

did you know you can get fed a whole meal
from the samples
there was atleast 25 samples
good shit
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3 more weeks of school
then its off to colorado
exciteddd

Tootsie

How many licks does it take
to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

well, i have been trying for years
but
i always have a problem with biting the sucker
so
i broke down and did it

Start time: 1:04 pm
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End time: 1:20 pm
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16 minutes total

thought it would be longer.
bet joe hasnt tried that you candy junkie fucker

the band Styper just wants to mind YOUUUUU

to get tested for STD and AIDS virus

recap

joe's valley was awesome
best climbing trip (so far)
everyone crushed and drank not enough (alcoholics?)
i climbed my first V9 and it made me wonder
what i should do next
well
circumstances have been brought up
my g-barb (grandmother)
lives in

Boulder, COmy dad recently put here in a nursing home
cuz of 2 strokes and other shit

so my fucked up thinkin was
to ask him if i could stay in her house for the summer
was thinkin he would say no or something
but
he said YES
just get a job and do some yard work

so as of a few days ago
my plans are to live in boudler from may to aug

cant fuckin wait
and turd-shit is gonna be in grand shit-shun
so climbing climbing and not living in missoula
hatin life

and i also will be 5 mins away from flagstaff mountain
yeahhh
and all other close world class climbing areas too
sickk