Reminisce

just one of those nights

not reminiscing past loves
or boulders
but the dreadful days of highschool

doing the daily getting rid of things
(one thing a day)
(could be a book, video, anything)
(just one thing a day)
and i came across the day my depression ended
or the day that i realized things are cooler than they dont seem




this is a proof of the day




brandon, beau, casey, and me

6 months later i cut my hair
super-cool

That Time of The Month

it is not what you think.

and yes, i am a man

human man that is

it is actually that time of the month for

NO SUGAR

and

NO EATING OUT

gonna be a fun one

old roll

just recently found an old roll of film

and on it said "the city"

what the heckers?

i reckon it was what i thought it was

so took to me good friend Sam at the Dark Room

and had her develop that shit stat

and sure enough

it was my first 'real' climbing trip

of many spring breaks ago with Greenstein

to CITY OF ROCKS

awesome to look back

oh and it is when my facial pubes were getting out of hand

the photos were takin on my sis's film camera, yeah sounds ancient

but the contrast is great now huh. let me tell you

b&w on color negs c-41

just boulderin some narnar-narnar bra

im guessing "the morning glory spire"

yep

green trying to commit suicide,

but i wouldnt let him

i am a good friend

great night? shot or something

as photo-lingo goes

well hey there buddy

what do ya need?

planned for the break yesterday around 3:47 or something like that

joe's it is.

super pumped

and i sometimes write pumped like "pumped up"

cuz spelling pysche, or sicke or how ever you spell it is a pain cuz

every time i dont know how to spell it

and every time i try to look it up

but cant really find the right one

its like when you teachers 'way back'

would say

"go look it up in the dictionary" (with granny voice)

i never got that because you dont know how to spell it

thank the jesus that it is 2011

whoa, i have been going to some kind of education institution

since like, like 1988 or 1989

shit, now my brain hurts

Questions

lets see if i can get this questionnaire right

so

at the bar the other night, yea surprise

hangin with some folks that i not necessarily sort-a want to hang out with

but

have to cuz i am hangin out with them

and the conversations or 'questions' were rather 'a bore'

so for them to avoid further bland 'answers' to their questions

i decide to join 2 that i want to hang with for a smoke

yea, a smoke

and as i am enjoying a 'camel blue' or 'camel light' outside

one of the few passerby's outside happens to be a gym chick, sort-a dreamy too

that i have never talked to or ever intend to

cuz member, u dont ever talk to dream girls

and she says

'hey, you smoke?'

for the first word of conversation that extracts out of her mouth to be that

ha

i just act drunkin-ly great with my humor

and say

'why yes, would u like one?'

it felt like that question game

ya know, where you get asked a question and then answer with another question

except she said

'no, i do cardio'

well shit lady

i was polite and said

'well, i do too'

and that was that

cuz being a passerby, you are walkin and dont stop

unless you have a reason to

hopefully i will never talk to her

unless she sees me doing some weird work out

or Cardio in the gym

then things will get weird

so i went inside and questioned peoples questions for the fun of it

finally

so after about 6 or 7 years of record collecting

or becoming broke because of music

or a never-ending-story

i have finally found that one record

it has been numerous ebay bids of $100

numerous

and never won

and never found it anywhere

well yesterday

i go on my somewhat bi-weekly record scramble

in the fellow at Rockin Rudy's 2 holds bluegrass records for me

and i come in as usual expecting new old shit i dont have

well

this record i present to you was glowing like gold in the pile

i shit my pants

like had to go check my shit cuz i thought i shit my pants

and i got it for 8 dollars

8 fucking dollars

VG+ too

that means Very Good Plus conditions

John Hartford's "Morning Bugle"

shit yea

Now the search it is not over

cuz there is another mysterious copy out there

so my search actually never ends

but today ill let it rest

YEAAAAAAA for music

Mad Libbed

or maybe not mad lib but fill in the blank

this is what i think Thawn is saying

"Purple"

and Scam is replying with

"Green"

Believe-able

Well, maybe able to believe

i am not though... 'able to believe'

cuz i dont give a shit

what you ask?

whelll, you asked the wrong question

#1 of my list

search jpeg size in google images

what for you ask?

whelll, you asked the right question

perhaps, a nice crux crimp on some pro-climbing photo

or

a covered swimsuit breast on the new SI swimsuit magazine

yeah, bigger jpeg file

Bigger picture

Dont think too hard

#2 that brings me to tech-nol-o-gee

not sure bout ya'll but im ready for "the new"

dont watch but read "I, Robot"

great robot-techo shit

and who wrote it, Isaac Asimov

I very much wish this dude was my father

Look at those burns

ladies

find his grave

and dig up some of that DNA

this dude needs to be reproduced

.

and after you get done reading 'I, Robot'

get yourself 'Alien Years'

it is not about some 2012 shit

or

end of the world crap

it is about aliens, duh

and this is my other wishful father i wanted

Robert Silverberg

he is still alive

and by that nasty goat-tee

he does probably reproduce quite regularly

why i love this guy dearly is not only that he is a sci-fi man

but a soft-core writer

hell yeah

yeah i heard it too

that porn music thats reaming through your head

bow-chica-bow-bow

in every book he writes

that ole vaginee thing that women have is called "the triangle"

funny stuff

"crescent triangle"

"bearded triangle"

every time i come across it

i stop, and imagine

what, wouldnt you

pretty descriptive triangle

but unfortunately i have to read Native American Philosophy right now

so no time for fun read time

but ill hopefully make up for it in 7 months in counting (down)

quote that could from me (say it in an old grannies voice cuz its better)

"dont forget your snow-shoes young feller"

Did You Know

just some factiods on the funniest american holiday for ya

1. Telephone wires do not 'hum' from electricity, it is from the wind. Sort of like a guitar string.

2. Shooting stars are actually meteors in the Earth's atmosphere.

3. Carat for Carat, the ruby is more valuable than the diamond. That is why I am a cancer.

4. Tapetum, is a thingy-ma-jinger in animals eyes that make them glare with light.

This could be some useful information to talk about just in case your Valentine's Day date is heading toward destruction or boredom.

Dont thank me, thank Bananas Grow on Trees (1978)

GET OFF MY CAMERA

Some photos from this past weekend at Maverick Ski Mountain

Katee-Cat lookin amused and lookin in to YOUR eyes (bout 2:30am)

Andy rippin on every instrument as usual

and saying in his head

"are those my hands?"

(bout 3:47am)

Cams got his mando stuck (the am of am's)

Then a couple shots from the Bishop trip

that were still on my camera

Kyle's Aids Hands

or

Neeleys Tender Tip

Brandon showing us what we should NOT do

"Almost, fuck, shit," says me

Kyle on Acid Wash Left

Soon i will have no homework

or music

and Sams will show me video skill on macs

then i will put up a send and neeley pulling out shrubs of frustration

oh yea

no sking allowed

music is great

but

it sucks when you get a shat load of texts about climbing this weekend

actually 2,

and you have to go to some shitty ski resort

and play music

yeah, sounds wonderful

but when you hate snow and shit weather

and do not ski

it makes you just want to sit at home and stare at the tv

and not climb

cuz that is what is going to happen for 2 days

sounds terrible huh

for some reason if i dont make it to the gym 1 day

i feel sluggish

so i guess it could be a good thing to take the day or two off

the whole 3-5 hours a day workinworkinworkin gym style

is way to obsessive right now

but it is fun time

maybe ill come back with some just fabulous photos

of the ski area, ha

ill burn 'em before they hit the big time