Thursday, April 30, 2009

med kit

when i go climbing
i always bring the "med kit"

-dirty ass athletic tape
-kroger ibuprofen tablets
-old toothbruth
-electrical tape
-2 different grits of sandpaper
-carmex
-tool max knife
-a red and a black lighter
-spoon
-2mm p-cord
-Keuffel & Esser Co., New York 3x magnifying glass
-miscelenous airborne bottle
-and sometimes a Safeway pain reliever bottle

i guess thats whats in the kit now
sometimes i add
and sometimes i subtract things

i hope to get out of this weather
and pack the kit for some exciting times
you too could have a med kit that was just explained
just grab a random bag and fill it with shit
but dont have too much fun now!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

GOD

ya wanna know why i dont believe in god
because i puked last night while tryin the blood of christ
and i bled and sucked my blood
i cut myself on the blood of christ's bottle
so that didnt help
but now i dont believe

because i had a huge understanding before that

Thursday, April 23, 2009


come on over
im makin dinner
maybe some nook-chops (my roomates dog)
or some greta-chops (my roomates dog)
mhm, tasty treats

the map on the back of her back

so after the yonder show tonight,
i rode my "fuji" '71 back to my homestead......

ya know that buildin
in deadwood, sd
it is possibly titled
"morning star"

it involves kevin costner
and the 3rd floor, i believe

it has memorable item from his movies
such as....
-Waterworld
my supered favorite movie of ago
but what i do remember is the other one
it was a bike-n movie

that is how i felt tonight
.no music
.legs-a-burnin
.one tracked mind
.prayin to the lord hey-zeus
.
it was intense
i guess i sort of had an idea of
-get home, go to bed, dream,
maybe wake up during the sleepage,
go back asleep, wake-up,
live a lively life.....that day,today,tomarrow

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

sjp

ha, do you love life?
..
..
..
..
cuz i sure am!!!!

im love-n the life im like-n
and like-n the love of life
im live-n the life
and like-n the love
and like love im live-n life

someday i will (earn) a recorder
and record my recordings
that are recorded in my records
or my mind.

or

(sing)
i hope i trust my heart aches
and my homeplace too
where i dream
and seem to hide
and find things i do

...sparker (r)

ya know how you have a mother.

well my name wouldve been
S. James Jelle
if somehow i didn't acquire my fathers last name
that wouldve been cool
maybe i should start reply-ing to only

St. James (saint james)
S.J.
J.P.

but im stuck with that thing you get when your born
or i could get it legally changed
but that requires some time

so
it goes

1st-my father's father's middle name

2nd-my mother's father's first name

3rd-my father's father's father's father's (etc.) last name

and you create and say "me"

Friday, April 17, 2009

mebody

im pretty sure my body was put together by
!!!!ALIENS!!!
what a suprise

These damn dis-pra-por-tion-it arms
... and feet
... and ears
i seem to look less like me-self

or the ole' brain
is a tickin-
and a talkin
toward somethin

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Namit

if i was to become a solo artist
or
something like that
i was thinking of some names for a band...

+Scotty and Pea-Pods - (could be the "million dollar" children singer name)
+Scott James and the Restaurant Riders

(beau barkley thought of this punk band name back in the day)
-+SASC= sexually active senior citizens
(beau barkley thought of this metal band name back in the day)
-+Satan's Death Ship
...yes... memory is a great thing
...yes... they are great names

+Parked Her
-a musical style inner-twined with
1. Motley Crue
2. The Casualties
3. Sting (solo)
4. The Johnson Mountain Boys

...yes... music can do wonders
...yes...
...yes...
...yes... music can do wonders

Monday, April 13, 2009

i was wondering...

if they re-use the scissors that they cut the umbelical cord with
do you get to keep them for ever?
that could be one of those lasting moments forever, huh

my mind right NOW

6'2/3
154.7
maybe should change up the eatings
not a problem, just metab-olism
love eggs but with only a few yolks
for that heart of mine
healthy looking
feel great
all in all i am scott james
probably the 1st not the 3rd
but one damn good individual
of the parker heir
handsome too
need a hair shavin pretty soon
tick season here in mt.
not yet, but soon
my once a year doing

Saturday, April 11, 2009

belay games















Dean 'n' I r trying to free "Poison FLower"
A2+ or 11+ they say

the above picture is when
you find out that your camera ZOOMS in

Throughout the week my fingers get
sore-er,
and sore-er
and sore-er
but "I just cant get enough"
i love it because its an
-activity
-hobby
-sport
and keeps me fit

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