how many days

watched swingers recently
awesome but "make me feel" weird movie
meaning u feel embarrassed for them in the movie
but anyways
in the movie it explains
to wait "how many days to call"
when he gets a number from a girl
his friends say 2 or 3 days
he does it that night and it is a funny scene
.
for me.
i danced last, last weekend at the "Badlander"
and ended up dancing with
"Noel" i cute but innocent girl
i played it chiil, but drunk mode
and left, like a cool dude, ha, nono
then this last saturday i was dancing at
the "Top Hat" and ran into her again
she literally said forcefully,
"give me ur number""i want ur number"
so i still played it cool
"ok ok"
then we danced and i went outside with my awesome roomate
"miss billie"
then i forgot sort of or was playing COOL
and she came out and was leaving
and said it again
"give me ur number"
so i did
later that night, cuz when ive been raging
its been latteee
and about 2"30
i got a text saying
"thanx for the dances" noelll
so now my point is...
its been two days and i dont really care to much ya know
cuz i love being alone but
since she demanded my number
she should call, huh?
Huh? maybe but i should too
i guess if i think i was someone else
i would call cuz "you can get laid easy" as some one says
im not a fuckin bro-skeeee
so no
but i am not a creep also
so she has to per-sue me,
ha

safety song

its a song
about safety!!!!

that's right, safetyyyy!!!!

like....
-what to do when you ride a bike

-get in a car

-ride in a motorboat

that's right!!

be the SAFEST by using SAFETYYYYY!!!!!

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.
.
that is my catch cuz i wrote a safety song
my sister thinks its a good idea for money
i myself, think it is creepy
but it is damn easy writing a children's song
and i wrote 3 other ones too
-food pyramid song
-old hound dog
-3 meals and 2 tooth-brushings ( yea i know)
-----wierd
but they are soon to be in sound
along with all my other non-creey children songs
oh yea

bending vs binge-eeng

well 3 or 4 or 5 days later
i am still alive
and now it is the start of my weekend
at 3:51 am on monday morn
i realize that a lot of things go down
even if u dont remember
music
friends
new ones too
"my" definition of party-ing
and i realized tonight at me friends house that
scott james parker
has came along way
in name speaking wise
01. scott
02. scotty
03. scotty p
04. scotty pee
05. scotty pee pants
06. pee pants
07. pants

wow, thank you chad
and thats only on bar graph/histogram
i also realized that when people meet
and call me scotty right away
i feel awkward for them
not just me
when i say.
"hi im scott"
you say, "hi SCOTT, im ______"
scotty is for comfortable people
not you, or her, or him
but you
and my eyes are getton ick.
ok ok
me tired now
night night

1st time for everything

-it diss appeared
-no sight, no wipe
-im sure i felt it come out
-i am proud to say, of what i can remember of my past
___my first ghost pooper___
yes indeed
my first

JJJ and lovin life

Yello

Me name be Jimmy Jam James



I love roundin cattles on paved country roads,





Fightin with fierce "rocks"




and makin fire on rocks




that is what i, Jimmy Jam James

love best

in my darkness

in the darkness....
-i look ravid
-my ab-yul-clar musk-els look fit
-my chest hair is lighter in dark-ened light
-my hand skin is dominate
-with out breathing, i have a perfect 6
-its only me around me-self
-i will do stomach thrutches for fun
-think that a double chin is present
-but find out it is ur neck beard forming
-i itch with about 29 miss-gee-toe bites about
=s.j.p. in the darkness
=s.j.p. in the flesh
=s.j.p..........
-can u wait
-cuz i cant...mhmm

-why not to go to a beat boxers house-

1. beat boxing that is funny and not good

   -i try to beat box but only when im trashed with me friend greenstein

2. very shady looking house

   -messy-er than our hippie house

3. try to leave and he scary kid offers "shrooms braaa"

   -im young but old

4. it is 3 am

   -tired and want to go home

5. "my friend is a master guitarist braaaa

   -was a shredder on a acoutic yamaha

   -not a master guitarist

6. no beer, or ibupuffin

   -want to go to bed

   -staring to get ti ti

so if you think about going to a "beat boxers" house

do not do it

some one will be thee

i am an edible(?) piece of me
not nearly re-in-car-nation
but just re-using me
so.
i have been cooking for elder people
mostly because at a
"bed and breakfast"
old haggerds only stay there
..
..
i dont want to get old
but
when i got to these cool college parties
i am old
so ill go home or wake up or walk to
a mirror or what-not
and look
some days i am old
and some not
...
..
.
so when i cook for the elders
i am young
i dont want to get old
but
when i am doing young things
with "younger" kids
i feel old
so.
.
the whole majority of this is
wait!!!!
ok, so i dont believe what i believe
#1 i am always right but wrong
#2 you say something
-if i do agree, i dont
-if you agree, i dont
-not really opposite but the same
--sort of kind of, but not really

so back to elder thinkings

When i do happen to do what we call "die"
i want my funeral to be this
.some one will be in charge
..making sure <>
then their will be sort of a pot-luck-esk
about the whole get together
some tears
some laughter
some joy
some sorry
some hate
some warmth
.. but what the catch is....
is that they will be
pretty much re-in-car-nate-ing me
by the one in charge
that "1" will miss-tear-ee-us-lee
wisk away with my ashes
that is <>
and lets say
"randy colerdt" brought the basil tomato soup
well........
that one will ash a little ash into it
and then who ever eats eats me
so what i call that is reee-innn-carrr-naaayyyy-shunnnn
although i might have to do test run
of what people like at my parties
young or old
maybe their is a world crisis on basil or tomato
a recall perhaps
what do we all do then

although
everyone cant go wrong with
SPARKED WATER
mmm
so refreshed
and
that human that dabbled a gander of me
no will have,
not sure the percentage but
some part of me in him/her/it

if you could only then zoom in
to some part of them
then you would see those hard workin labor machines
being lubed with scott james parker
and damned be right
when i go, i want to be else where
other than
digging through the soil parts trying to be free
i want to be runing a-mass about another person
not really my dream girls but anyone
crack heads
lezbee-anns
god
whatever
just so i am free
so i will be other than thee
nighters!!

elevators

so when i was visiting my friend casey
in denver
he new "the way" for elevators
how to go about elevator situations
when you enter, usually you dont say much
you stand and look down then up and straight
everytime he would get in and there was someone
he would strike a random question
then they would be weirded out
well anyways
i tried it while going to the hospital to pay a fee
luckly she was old cuz im sure she loved it
and then i parted ways and used $365.87

make sure you have health insurance

where are you?

dear thesaurus,
where are you so i can write more to a new song

dear scott,
somewhere, i am.. but not far

dear thesaurus,
are you pert-near?

dear scott,
yes i am within reach of two of you

dear thesaurus,
so if im 6'2" 1/2 then you are 13 away

dear scott,
yes, but closer than you think..

dear thesaurus,
that must be trick question

dear scott,
maybe too close

dear thesaurus,
i found you. you are in my brain.

dear scott,
good, good. you have found thee

dear thesaurus,
goodnight, good friend

dear thesaurus,
good night....