Friday, February 26, 2010

I Am a Whore (But different kind)

yea thats right
a whore

not one of those b-lander whores lookin for love
or one of those nasty homeless crusties lookin for love

but a gear whore

this is what i mean
i am fuckin wearin

#1. fruit of the loom - underpants
#2. prana - t-shirt
#3. under armour - socks
#4. royal robbins - sweater
#5. la sportiva - shoes
#6. arc'teryx - jacket
#7. north face - hat
#8. levis - jeans
#9. OR - gloves
#10. moon - backpack
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oh and a b-lander stamp (#11)
cuz i look for b-lander babes to caress my love
so whore junkie at a max right here
lookin for love, give me a call
or for one night????? ha

Monday, February 22, 2010

lala

last year found some sick boulders


and crazy mountain side slabs

not secrets cuz that shit is for the gaysssss.

snow melts and were going out there
and creating gems

lolo babyyyyyy

Thursday, February 18, 2010

my long lost brother!!!!

i just found out yesterday
that my brother i never had is coming to town
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yeah, sparker jr.
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i am so happy.
we are going to go play baseball catch
if its nice this weekend
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maybe frisbee catch too,
but jr. isn't that good at it
or so my mom says
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i wonder what his real name is
oh
boy
i am excited!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

College Art, hahahahaha hehehehe

this is what i go to school for.
daily projects on art



thank god if i believed



someone must've gotten hit or wrecked a bicycle??




surely hit because of the tracks, ohhh noooo!!!






he's still breathing, lets take him to my EMT friend
Maybe he could help




Nooo, he doesn't know how to help this feller....


Sure, I'll have a quick cup of coffee



ohhhhhh noooooo, the dog ate him!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

S-COOL-A (say it slow)(spanish)

thinking about what type of thing i have been at schools

Started out at preschool as the
Rainbow Preschool

then moved up to kindergarden through 2nd as
Paintbrush Pirates

then moved schools 3rd through 6th as a
Pronghorn Bulldogs (which i had to look up cuz i forgot)

then went to middle school 7th through 9th as a
Sage Valley Eagles

high school was the
Campbell County Camels

and now college student as a
Montana Grizzlies

Rainbow->


Pirate->


Bulldog->


Eagle->


Camel->


Grizzly Bear



Yeahhhh. Think About IT.

Scared????

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Update Best 10 albums

i have to update my top 10 albums
so far its only 4 or so
but we have

David Bowie - The Rise and Fall ofZiggy Stardust (1972)



Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy (1978)



Velvet Underground - Loaded (1970)



T-Bone Burnett - T-Bone Burnett (1986)



Myself highly suggests listening to these several hundred timesg

more to come....

Saturday, February 6, 2010

high suggesting

i highly suggest

getting stoned and watching

Tommy (rock opera)



i am in a debate with me

that

it might be better than Jesus Christ Superstar. good shit butttt...

and Tina Turner as the Acid Queen, yeahhh.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Pair-a-rentals

the parents were in town this weekend or thurs-sat
and brought Izzy the dog
so i had to take care of the little lady
cuz hotels

so after dinner, the rents went to the hotel
and i went home

got some what "loaded"
and took the dog for a walk

bored

so i decided to close my eyes and let the dog lead the way

10 o clock at night in the alleys of downtown missoula

it was fun for about 10 mins
then i opened my eyes and went home

fun times

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Aids Awareness

coming back from bishop and climbing on rock is cool
you build up some skin
then you come back to crappy weather missoula, mt
and climb on plastic

and then i take a shower

and then i think of the worlds epidemic on AIDS

and then i look at my fingers

and they look like AIDS
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Left hand



Right Hand


Saturday, January 23, 2010

bro-skee

do you have friends that are "Bro-skees"
they are dumb.
may play football
or be a good friend or
thats what they think
they have the bro-skee juice
running through their brain
or
snap your coat string in your eye
for no reason
and then wake up and see blurry shit
ha
well my friend levi
he is a bro-skee
broaaaaaaa