Sunday, August 29, 2010


well, the weekend is endin a near
and thanks for every person that came out in the rain
it is time to sober up from a 5 dayer
or maybe 6
not sure

so some sketti and a beef stick

and i am also excited cuz
soon my friend chad is finishing up
"GrooveCan II"
so u will here music coming from my bike
all round campus and shit
and i will make sure it is awful shitty music too

here is what the inside looks like

and for all you dyno-ers out there


like gunner here
as i say, "think 'black hammies' "

Sunday, August 22, 2010

kyle tweaked his shit on a mono
so were at my folks' place in nye
gonna shoot some guns in the morn
get ready for a long bender
longgg i say
sam is back and that means that gettin fucked up
is a must, or i will make sure of it
playin on sunday at river city roots at 11:45
and saturday night at the top hat with the lil smokies

i will not remember wed-sun

and my parents n niece and sis r coming

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

"if you were only on facebook," says mother

"no, i am alright," replies me

"well, ill send you something that brittney had, to your email," she says

anticipation, is what that feels like.

it is like when someone starts to tell you something, then they say "nevermind"

you can't do that shit!!!! what???? tell me!!!

well, my mother did not tell me, but
it is good n funny too

and down we go-

n further
-brit, mike, jay, n me

fuckin rad

and apparently i wore watches back then

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Puzzle Master

-a couple of days ago i did this badass 221 piece G.I. Joe puzzle-
-it was missing 3 pieces-

-i used to do this puzzle as a little kid in gillette, wyo-
-and now i still do this little kid puzzle as a 26 year old 'kid'-

-between those ages, around the adolescent teen age-
-i ran away from home and my folks put me in what pretty much is a mental hospital-
-luckly but not luckly, my good friend tried to kill herself-
-and was in there too-
-pretty funny shit-

-well, anyways-
-i did a shit load of puzzles while spending time on the "5th floor" (is what we called it)-
and the doctors, yes the doctors dubbed me, "PUZZLEMASTER"

Sunday, August 8, 2010

new shit

yes, new shit

like my new weight loss program

i shouldve done it at the beginning of this summer

yes yes, shave my hair off

i will miss my luscious love locks for the time being


here's a " 'NOT' weight loss program"


a how to... on Gettting FAT

Jump into a river
and split your knee cap in half
and be out of commission for 6 months
or so


Saturday, August 7, 2010

the old man, maybe jesus?

An old man walkd, n walkd

across a vast dwight yoakam record

and came upon a hippie crystal

and then ended his life.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010