Sunday, November 28, 2010

climbin 'n' stylin

climbin 'n' stylin

suppose-iv-ly ur supposed to suppose,
that wearing brighter shirts helps out the photos
that is true

but sometimes i like to climb in style
like a nice button down shirt
or some nice polo shit

and absolutely no sunglasses at anytime

nothin like a may day in a button up n cords

bright wrangler in washington

not the brightness in shirts ya need for here

some holy polo on 'scarface'

and nothing like a creeeeeeper to end it

i think that is sort of a mustache, puberty perhaps

Thursday, November 25, 2010

cabin fever

cabin fever
it is not a yonder mountain string band tour
just a thanksgiving at the cabin
and it is windy as shit
and snowy as shit

look at those snow drifts



do u hear that


i think someone or something is calling my name
oh wait.
it is
it is
it is
it is
it is

it is BISHOP

i will come my friend
i will come my friend soon
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so, with kyle
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so, with kyle, my friend

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

the flame burned out

i, sparker, must have some kind of power overtaking my body

i thought, wait, i dont believe in a god.

some super natural being was suckin my soul out

couldve been my absence in faith......

yep, thats it

well, enough of that god shit, its sunday right

i have been out climbin a bit here and there

whiskey gulch, instead of voting
some man dude and chick yelled at me for that
then back to whiskey
and now
this weekend
leavenworth, wa

climbing good, and great, and awesome lately
getting those climbs more quicker
or more better too

would really like to climb this in whiskey though

The Green Monster

everything in leavenworth had some sort of super beta
like palm bumping
or a slam dunk-tastic micheal jordon move
or some plain try hard

this was the hardest problem in the world
but the coolest problem in the world
the neato-ist moves in the world

yeah double double negative that

Mad Max 7A+

also testing the new wrangler shirt out from goodwill

speakin a new classic sweetass shirts

was down in nye, mt last weekend
for some "adventurin" at the homestead 2.0

2.0 = retired older people, well not that old, living in a couse (cabin+house=couse)
and my 2nd ever folks home
that also means withstanding my folks for more than 2 days
i usually go down there for my niece, miss mia

i also had some country shirts for the band
and my mother has an embroider machine
that blows shit out of the water
so i decided to spice these country shirts up
with some bad-ass-ery

eat your eyes out embroidery companies

if that doesnt eat'm out
click the picture
and your eyes could get raped
perhaps you need to "get protection" before clickin

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Day 3

I, God, am often overseen as the sole creator of the universe
pretty sweet huh
but i am not that cool
i have to create many things i dont want to

shitty dogs
mean bitchy women
douscheee dudes

but what i did create is

they all have great Vitamin B6, C, and Potassium

they are always great
but when i eat them i have to peel them different than most humans
and monkeys too

go out and get some bananas today
i couldve just created some in my hand
but i am a nice god today
and bought 3 of them with money
probably to make our economic society better
or just help out

Monday, November 8, 2010

Day 2

i can skip days
or make 1 day
1 really long day

My question to you for your observation is

Why, when you hold the door open for someone,
do they stick there hand out and touch the door
or caress it?

Is that person just an insecure person?

Is that ladies husband cheating on her?

Is that cute girl your trying to be nice for just a bee-atch?

who knows, but
observe next time.

I am your father

not anyone else

'member, dont listen to anyone
except me.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

day 1

or should i say
is saturday
the 6th
of 11 of
O 10

i am here to explain a few things
perhaps they may be useful
or they may not
but all in all
i am here to explain why i am GOD

for starters
remember or dont
those humans that want or need to save the environment
dont really need too
cuz i want or need to save "money"

long ago
when i lived with these one kind folks
they thought of everything as in
"ego-logical footprints"
fuck that shit

i always asked them what that meant
as always, you usually get a blank obscure answer
that usually refrences their stint in EVST 101

see, do you even know who Janet Rankin is
ok, i do, cuz i know everything
and she just has a building named after her
I Am God

so i did my part
in this ego-logical footprinting

turned off lights

and not for the enviros
but to save money

and after all these years since it was invented
the light switching off that is

i seem to still enjoy a tasty oat
cuz they are cheap
and healthy
and good

and i am sure jesus ate oats too
cuz they are cheap
and healthy
and good

my, godly lesson to you
is to
never listen to anybuddy
but me

and instead of putting sugar on ur oats
put on some honey

and if you get trapped in bozeman, montana, usa
look for this arty house
and run the fuck away

Thursday, November 4, 2010

A 7 Days Series

Starting today
on another post
am doing a series of

"Why I Am God"

I hope its right, cuz i have some splendid ideas