Thursday, December 29, 2011

apiece

http://www.yatzer.com/Yatzer-50-most-liked-articles-in-2011

this site is awesome

lately ive been drawing
around 8"*10"
drawings
or somewhat bigger/smaller
and making them really nice
duh

and then taking a goodwill trip
and dropping off a piece of my art
and some other things mixed in
cuz
there is never any good
pictures in there
so
why not make some
and drop them off
and let them sell them
for you
and then they get the money
yes
no actually
i could care a bit but little
bout helping goodwill out
but
it is really fun to do
it is interesting
to wonder who has ur art
some random

maybe
a white trash meth head
or
an upper class biz man
or
some cool cat
or
someone who needed a panel
to sand down and do their own

shit

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

a few topics

1.
that chick that works in the gym
why the hell do u turn the heat up soo much
i sweat normally but fuck
i guess climbing must be done in heat
right?
thats when u go climbing
literally, sweating.. a shit ton



2.
we got about one year left
what fun r u gonna do



3.
i think it is nice today
ha
ha
ha
skiers



4.
i cant wait to get back up to this shit

but
it will be a while
i think i might try to spend every last milla-second
here
or up here
hopefully it stops snowing forever



5.
what to do
what ta do

Saturday, December 24, 2011

being a jehovah witness is not that hard
or for this year i decided to be one

right?
you dont have to get anybody presents
(i did for my niece)
which is the first time almost ever
that i gave a present
but the jehovah gods or what not
r not going to be happy
i
also dont have to call
and say
that happy blahblah shit
to anyone

it feels alright
ditching my family
on christmas
and stayin home

feleez navi-dod everyone

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

down below

this isnt even all of them

the sizez i gots
is ay lot

they all do their own tasks
some hold better to wood
some paper
some have chips in 'em
(so no good for straight lines)



diduknow

it gets boring unless u have a girlfriend.

ya know, the..





...section

or maybe it doesnt

Monday, December 19, 2011

come pick me up


i absolutely enjoy being a hermit
hell yes

i wish i had the time
hint hint
to do things for long periods
i am acquiring a mild case of
grown up ADHD
or
full blown ADD

but luckly
i have many things to do

started some new pieces
and excited for the end result
2 of them r 8 by 4 feet
male
and female

and one is this one




and two r a cat and dog
for my niece for christmas

hey
does ur mother call u every fuckin day
like the day after u spend 7 full days
non-stop family time
and then she calls and says
hey, how r u
sounds like that weird text i get
from that weird girl too

i told my mother
"i dont gossip"
old people gossip too
old people
chhh

listen to "come pick me up"
by ryan adams on 'heartbreaker'
awesome song

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

airport security

been flying since yesterday night
944 hawaii time
and me being such a crack head
i can never sleep in these situations
so
one thing i loveeee to do inbetween flights
is PEOPLE WATCH

it is awesome
cuz im sure everyone
literally, Everyone
is doing the same
u people watch and usually connect eyes
and quickly disconnect eyes
but
my camera is in a safe place
and i dont have enough balls
just to take pictures of everthing i see

ill just explain

-a hardcore black cowboy,
dressed in all black too
hell yea

-girly girl times 50
with two little pieces of shit dog
but she was cute

-a military duder
that i purposely tried to say hello
and
no response
shit

-if u know ian
i saw a bizarro old ian
all tattooed up
and like 65
sorry old man
"way cool"

-i perfectly healthy little girl
in a wheelchair
with mother walking next her
spoil little shit

-sweats all over the place
and not the sweats you wear

-all decked out yellow girl
that within 15 feet of walking
or texting
ran into 3 people
ha

-a stewardess chick
i would marry
of coarse

-an old ass grandma
i would marry

-people in too much of a rushhhh
to get on the plane
when all they have to do is
wait
on
the
plane
for it to take off

see some folks
i shouldve dressed more comfy
cuz
all i own is tighty levis
and for some reason
i got all the middle fuckin seats
no window
no aisle
and
i had two aisle seats actually
but a nice old lady came by and
said excuse mee
i, i, umm sassssit thhheeree sweety
so i let her have the aisle
cuz i do not want her
poopin her panties
and
i can be nice
on occasions

Monday, December 12, 2011

please no

please god
if i do believe in u one day
that u will not let me have
a girl child
maybe it is just because my niece is crazy
(could run in the family)
but please let me have a boy
when ever that is
could be now
could be in 5 years
hopefully never
but if i do
accidentally or purposely
let it be a boy
but

that being said
my niece is cool as shit
because she can almost do a one arm push up



i can barely do 15 regular ones

i cannot wait
to get back
to cold
shitty
dry-ee
lonesome
ole missoula

Sunday, December 11, 2011

gumby killa

so far
i have read 1 book
Seal Team 6
or something like that title

this was my fathers book
and he thought a
"fatherly son thing to do"
would be to give me this to read

it was pretty sweet and gun"ee"
but i have to say
i am thankful for my bro-in-law
cuz my dad toasts him
and not me
wow
and talks like a creepy old man to him not me
"check that one out"
"wheww, nice"

thank god

and not me
but my bro-in-law
that he engages in deep
retarded bro-bra conversation

ha
you must be thinkin
poor sparker
well
i could give a fuck
cuz i could give a fuck

but the one thing my dad loves to talk about is
Guns
i could talk about shooting shit
and killing squirrels and rabbits
and deers
ands elks and
what nots for a while
but just with my dad
it is pretty much
the only conversation i have with him
that about lasts 3 to 5 mins

u say
poor sparker
well, u got it
dont give a shit



i guess my bro-in-law and i
have the same relationship as that
actually i just dont really feel like talkin
about to much with him

here, is an example of us going to war together


i never knew that petzl helmets
were bullet proof
well, here is proof that there still is a gumby killa
in all of everything thats me

i cant wait to get a .308 & ar15 from the father

Saturday, December 10, 2011

the west was not won

timeless interactions
when u have many mai tai's
shit
i am pretty sure
that is my new drink

talking with my father
and brother-in-law
it is timeless
meaning not affected by time
or quality of being eternal
this timeless event
is not always this past father-lee moment,
but not now also

it is always, and always.. always

so,
i have no concept time
right now
nor
the next day

if u dont think so
this is how i react on saving a little praying mantis
with my niece


ok ok
it is actually
thee shitty lahani or however ya spell it
WIND
damnnn
wind here
damnnn wind over there
we both (mia) did save a praying mantis
from a dark human foot hole


.
.
.


oh, this is my father if ya didnt know



thanks for the trip, father
it is gonna be a long 3 more days bud


i accompanied or
they (my sis and bro-in-law) accompanied me
in a Go Zip Line adventure



pretty cool
pretty dumb
sorta skechty
gear is old
shit

when we crossed a bridge
the employee pointed out their (chinese bamboo)
below us was i vast rainforest
but actually he was seeing if i was cool
chinese bamboo means
a shit ton of pot plants growing
holy hell
i just looked back and said
"chinese bamboo, huh" in a cool, monotone gesture-lee way
and then we were cool from there

"the dope bridge"



after one zip-eh-dee-doo-line
they explained
oh, u have "a climbing background"
fuck, i really hate talking climbing it seems now
wait, always hate it, sorry
but
they seem to keep telling me
and after every zip line
"yea, climber bud
yeah climber pro"
fuck
but
2300 ft zip line=pretty fun

other than the hurricane winds
and rain storms
it was boring fun
ya know


is this a twitter + facebook account
nope, just a fuckin blog that sounds like that
sorry for worry,
and goodnight

Friday, December 9, 2011

jibbers jabs n o things

i am sittin on a computer in hawaii
yes
yes
sunny out
nice out
sea(s) (over therrr)
beautiful woman (that r mostly married)
or have pooches






this is what happens
when ur addicted to mai tai's




those r drinks, just so u know


i did indeed fall in love, again
i know, again and again
i seem to do that a lot

with two swedish women
or girls saying hello
by-your-self
in a dark hot tub
shit, what can u do
we proceeded to take their "favorite" shot
yep
u
know
it
"vodka + orange? = awesome"
it couldve been a spash of orange
but.. couldve not..
anyways
i wish this

i really fuckin !!!wish!!! i was going with my friend, sean
to peru, el salvador, etc
cuz these two ladies were going from here
"high resort hawaii"
so they say

to cuba
to south america for 3 weeks
and then back to hawaii for 2 more
its called, sugar mamas
money money


luckly
i dont worry about these things
cuz i passes this sign today




and i screeeeeched the car to a halt
and my sis said
"what theeeeee &@*@&%)"
NOW NOW
i yelled
jesus is coming soon
my niece totally understood what i meant

ok i cant ramble anymore
cuz my father is yelling at the griz game
boooo
boooo
go somebody else, please
no more talk
it reminds me of some hawaiian cats
here
cocky
and gay-ee
and
"this is my surf spot bitch"
kind of bros
sorry dad

this
is
apparently
the families "annual spot now"



room, is over on the right
or condo
please, i need some-kind-a-model-chica
skinny-blonde-non-pregger-beauty
to accompany me next time


black trees on the beeatch





to occupy wallstreet
i had to occupy my time----
"found out my cuz, was one of the dumbers
that was arrested in portland-o"
silly hippie man
----with climbing palm trees



nothing else to do other than
sit in the sun

cant wait to get back
fuckk
sit
go work out
maybe think about going to cali
or vegas
sit
go work out
look for love
save money
for the future
and to let who ever care knows
the sun is amaazzzzingggg

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

one day of sun

i forgot the cold
but miss the cold

i havent forgot the sun
it is early but late here

hawaii is like rich mazatlan, mx
but with hawaii peeps
and dark tan girls
that look like city girls
that would rip ur face in
and then beep ur brains
"if... u had money"


great street sign
drivin from the air port






that lead us to this place
wayyyy fuckin pimp
as some people would say





-kid pool
-adult pool
-lazy river
-waterslide
-everything is made from Bosch (yeaa)
-wrap around deck
-grills
-fully stocked (with most everything)
-oh, beachhhh
- all the doors open us and fold back,
so ur whole room is an open window


and
this is my girl
but not my girl
on a paddle board
out in the sea of sharks
"actually a random lady"





apparently it is the "tourist thing to do"
looks fun
but i hate the ocean
prolly wont go in


makes me want to earn
make
steal
a bunch of money
and come here a lot
or honeymoon this place
cuz
i get the couch, of coarse
and im pretty sure
somewhere above,
below
left
or right
there was some loving going on
and it was a bit loud
like ass slappin
ha

well, honeymoon galores
preggers all runnin about
kids
plastic surgerys
u name it
its here

going to go back
next week
and start scheming plan
to make a lot of money
and i think i know just the way


Sunday, December 4, 2011

countdown

i like counting hours
and minutes
sooner than later
i
will
be
here


or somewhere around here

so fuckin excited
but also not

cuz

it wil be the first time
in around 10 to 11 years
that i have spent 7 or more days
with my family
shit
its gonna suck
but the sun will make up for it fosho
i will bring

-5 pairs of underwear
-one speedo swimsuit (the 'shorts' kind)
-2 t-shirts
-sandals
-pair of 30.36 jeans
-light sweater
-camera
-ipod
-3 books
-and myself

eff snow

Monday, November 28, 2011

support ur friends

Mr. John and (Mrs?) Adeline
@
Ear Candy
is
the man

u have ur local bartenders that r the man/woman
u have ur local coffee baristas that r the woman/man
and
u have ur local locals that r the shit too

im not too much all about "buy local"
well, actually not at all to be correct
but i support Ear Candy
cuz John and Adeline r way cool
friday was black friday
but for some it was record store day
limited edition records
r handed out to independent record stores
in the us
only around 700 stores in the us
thats a lot, but thats not a lot

basically i go and geek out
when the store opens
cuz that is when the store opens
and
all the good stuff will be gone throughout the day

and u know how much i love Phish
well
there was the




White Album





and
Party Time



1st press and only press

yea, nerdin hard and that shit

i am stoked
the funny thing is
i will never open them up
or listen to them
cuz
it is kind of like not opening ur barbie doll
from the 60's
cuz it is a collectors item
and
once u open it, it loses value
well
atleast i can look and them

Friday, November 25, 2011

up to good

i have been doing exactly that
Good

eating
video gaming
eating
sit ups
painting

just the same ole me

but

better than usual
so better
that i am invinc-able


and that i hang out with.
.
.
.
.



and i also hang out with




so interesting story
the girl (widow) that i was hanging out with
might have some dis-abilities
ya know what i mean
and i had to acquire her friends presence
but, the funny thing is
i dont think he knew what i have done
(to her)
ha
but could c there was some wonder in his mind
pretty sure the guy is gay too
sorry but
lisp, shopping, city
yea, gay
.

like i said
been doing nothing
thinkin bout cali
and get to go to hawaii
on the 6th

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

truth is back

i tell brutal truths

if your not looking for
"beatin 'round the bush tales
come to me
ill tell u 'a' truth
'the' truth also

some fine thang finally got her share
of truth

and still, they dont get it
maybe i will just lie
but lies r jacks
.
anywhooooooo
my weekend consisted of

-hangin out with many people
-getting a total of 4-5 hours of sleep for both days
-gettin a royal flush in keno, and winning a shit load of money
(no i do not gamble, the band does)
-meeting the Jackson band and they r like the Lil Smokies
-falling in love with an ex-figure skater
(yes, tall, skinny, oh, and not blonde)
-playin piano like never before
-sleepin on hardwood floors (when i did sleep)
-attending another dill and whiskey party
-snow
-ab work out from laughing all weekend

waking up to cams in a hammock in a snow storm
with his mandolin


my cameras sd card sucks
pics sooner than later, yea

Friday, November 11, 2011

daysaresad

yes
i will be respectful to the troops
thank u

but i am very sad
not cuz of the troops
cuz
i drove to get some cash out for laundry
(my drier doesnt work)
and i drove by the vet memorial people are putting up
and
i wanted to slam on my brakes
and shed tears
and have no feeling at all
and
not cuz of the memorial
but
because all the tents
and homeless people
are
are

are

GONE

what happened missoula

NO MORE OCCUPY MISSOULA

wow this is actually not sad but funny
cuz i it figures
one city down and many more to go

or wait
maybe they are taking a break??????

and today in 54 mins
will be my favorite # day
11-11-11 at 11:11:11
shitttttt

Thursday, November 10, 2011

watch everything

if ur readin this
as ur readin this
watch ur back






this sweet little kitty
could rip ur eye out

and then u will c everything in 2D
that would not be cool
or fun
just think everything u will change
and
if it is a dominant eye
that u lose
shit
u might as well cut out the other one
and call it a day



Monday, November 7, 2011

cult classics

so my friend chad
and soon new roomate
is a huge fan of
weird cult classics
otherwise known as shitty movies to some people
but
i do enjoy myself some cult classics

2 or one year ago
a movie came out
that just blows shit out of the water
and today
i have acquired the second installment out the trilogy

and
yes
it is going to be amazing
cant wait to watch it




and yes
this might explain what kind of a person i am
but
it doesnt really
i just like, "non-normal" things
and not "being boring"
or lame


so, if ur interested in something cool
go out and watch #1

Thursday, November 3, 2011

near is end the

pretty excited for 11-11-11
cuz that is my number
and were playing in livingston
and
pretty excited for 11-10-11
cuz that is when martha scanlan is playin the top hat
and
pretty excited for 11-12-11
thats bozeman bluegrass festival at the emerson
and
pretty excited for 12-06-11
cuz i get to go get sun on the beach
with my family and niece
and
pretty excited for 11-03-11
cuz that is today
and everyday is great

my mother sent me this



my grams sold her house in the spring
yeah, boulder colorado
thank god, ha
and this is what the new owners found in the computer room
i always would sit
and make her tell stories
granted i didnt know what she was talking about
it is awesome to hear old peoples stories
and were born in the 20's

now she sits staring at the ceiling all day long
sucks,
but thats what happens when u get old


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

No Big Deal




My excuse for not climbing
is that i have one armmmmmm
but
i still try to climb hard











Luke rockin the
"nothing like a beef mustache"







mutha -^%$*@^*- tablesaw
in the mutha-(*&%@(*& room




carpet into day
furniture later
then i get to get out of town

-Indian Creek
-Bishop
-Hawaii?

some thoughts in mind

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

condoms

the fuckin stain is down
yoo
and it is dark
walnut dark
and i got really high yesterday from it
or just sick
or something
probably from chain smoking too
what, you say, smoking

no running

this is what i do
so ill quit when house projects are done
or
sometime in the future

did u know that u can take
condom
and change two letters
and
make random
well
that is what today is
randoms

at the break right now
and just heard "bill frisell - nashville"
and the stereo overhead
wow, lovely
now it is shitty ole old crow medicine show
booooo0

well is u saw me on saturday
getting drunk at the rhino
or
during zeppos set break in some hot ass blondes face
yelling or fighting at her
or
then getting more drunk'er' at the rose
this is what i looked like




hopefully i didnt sext ya
cuz someone deserves that, right

Saturday, October 29, 2011

hi im ur neighbor

that is what i have to say about my nieghbors
Linda, u is nice
but
her house is getting taking back
by the bank
but
she is happy (divorces)

tom and sandra (or saundra)
not sure
are happily married
ha
(not for long)

and then there is chad
my roomate



im glad that he is borrowing this car
because
it looks a little
chimo-ish is me
no, u not know what chimo is
chi=child mo=molester

but luckly that shit is V8
and a bad ass mobile

and

he has a 47" tv
shitttt
that is why today
i am going to freeze my gym account
to get glued to the tv
or just cuz i dont want to pay
50 fuckin dollars
jesus

Thursday, October 27, 2011

the good genes

some families prolly have good genes
some families have meth geans
party genes
skinny JEANS (damn hip-sters)
and others just have great genes

some of my genes consist of


Reeeetard Gene
o, mentally handi i mean












YMCA mom and pops gene








Dean Genes
'none of what u think'
just inspire-each-other-smoke-cigs-find-rock-gene







Child Gene
'73% all day'
except when i perform, ya know what i mean!!!!!










killer among the beasts gene












Super Gumby Gene




oh and another Gumbeee





there are other wonderful genes
but these are an example
of if u are a pretty young thang, can have.

no, dont be scared
hopefully no young thang will know i do this
cuz i could probably go to jail
of be hated be the likes

in my life
i look for
smiles
pooches
laugh
and
willing to ya know

oh, and the spida is back for a bit
who knows
but it is a long story
basically i should be a business man
in that venture


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Spida-Fight

there was an inside joke
a couple of years ago
about "Spiderrr Fighttt"
but you say it with grit
and sort of a hisssss voice

only makes me laugh really hard
cuz
we were all probably blackout
when doing this

well
there was no fight unfortunately
but only a lonely spider



well, maybe not, ill wait for another time
to get more "gritty"

just that this particular spider
usually eats its male "buddy"
after "buddy-ing"

the funny thing is..
guaranteed ill get texted tonight or the next
and i will accept

and also
i always wondered about emotions in texting
if you text, just fuckin call
or maybe cuz sppppiiidersss cant sppppeeeeaak


maybe i should be a hero
and be this guy


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Push it, Push

clean
scrub
brush
sweep
screw
flick
paint
hammer
pluck
-
having the fun in blast
creating new in old
making lapses from time
-
these could be spanish but english phrases
ya know

ive been doing a little of this







and some of this






and get to work on the hardwood floors
with friends that build this shit




So i hope he does a good job


been actually thinkin of climbing outside lately
oh, right,
moist rain secreting from the exhausted clouds
to make the wet ground wetter

and in other news
there is a new dream girl #74 or#73
damnn

Monday, October 17, 2011

BIG TIME

upper rattlesnake
there is a cabin
or couse
(cabin+house)

u take this road






and find this there





where gangsters are among the poverty

and when u sleep...

that is unless gangstas are gangsta-in
and crackheads are crackhead-in
and junkies are junkie-in
and whores are whore-in

...you must take this into consideration




my dreams have seem to be getting bigger
n bigger
cuz i am dreaming bigger and better
and bigger is better.. right?
and deja vu is dreams... right?
and dreams are deja vu... right?
whoaaaa
nevermind
actually
if you dream big
you will get shut down
like a flushing toilet
with a turd swirling n swirling
and never be able to get back
whooaaaaa
nevermind
acually
if you dream big
money starts slowly seeping
into your pockets
and those are empty pockets too
with no holes n them
and time speeds up
and u make more n more money
and u smile
and then die sometime in the future
whooaa
yep

Sunday, October 16, 2011

all by my lonesome


today

i have no wallet
(lost it)
no debt card (to get money out)
no id (to show someone)
no money (to buy a beer)
no insurance card (to show a cop if pulled over)
no stamps (to send letters to lovers)
no safeway card (to buy an orange)
no groove can business card (to show people)

other cards too
that are important
but maybe not

some people say they want their houses to burn down
so they can get rid of all there shit
and collect insurance money and start over
well
unfortunately i do not collect
and dont want shit to burn
but i did need a new debt card
"far to many swipes"

luckly i can move in tomorrow
or somewhat "move in"
cuz i feel like this






but that raven or crow
is still smiling
cuz
i bet my wallet is somewhere safe though