Thursday, December 29, 2011


this site is awesome

lately ive been drawing
around 8"*10"
or somewhat bigger/smaller
and making them really nice

and then taking a goodwill trip
and dropping off a piece of my art
and some other things mixed in
there is never any good
pictures in there
why not make some
and drop them off
and let them sell them
for you
and then they get the money
no actually
i could care a bit but little
bout helping goodwill out
it is really fun to do
it is interesting
to wonder who has ur art
some random

a white trash meth head
an upper class biz man
some cool cat
someone who needed a panel
to sand down and do their own


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

a few topics

that chick that works in the gym
why the hell do u turn the heat up soo much
i sweat normally but fuck
i guess climbing must be done in heat
thats when u go climbing
literally, sweating.. a shit ton

we got about one year left
what fun r u gonna do

i think it is nice today

i cant wait to get back up to this shit

it will be a while
i think i might try to spend every last milla-second
or up here
hopefully it stops snowing forever

what to do
what ta do

Saturday, December 24, 2011

being a jehovah witness is not that hard
or for this year i decided to be one

you dont have to get anybody presents
(i did for my niece)
which is the first time almost ever
that i gave a present
but the jehovah gods or what not
r not going to be happy
also dont have to call
and say
that happy blahblah shit
to anyone

it feels alright
ditching my family
on christmas
and stayin home

feleez navi-dod everyone

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

down below

this isnt even all of them

the sizez i gots
is ay lot

they all do their own tasks
some hold better to wood
some paper
some have chips in 'em
(so no good for straight lines)


it gets boring unless u have a girlfriend.

ya know, the..


or maybe it doesnt

Monday, December 19, 2011

come pick me up

i absolutely enjoy being a hermit
hell yes

i wish i had the time
hint hint
to do things for long periods
i am acquiring a mild case of
grown up ADHD
full blown ADD

but luckly
i have many things to do

started some new pieces
and excited for the end result
2 of them r 8 by 4 feet
and female

and one is this one

and two r a cat and dog
for my niece for christmas

does ur mother call u every fuckin day
like the day after u spend 7 full days
non-stop family time
and then she calls and says
hey, how r u
sounds like that weird text i get
from that weird girl too

i told my mother
"i dont gossip"
old people gossip too
old people

listen to "come pick me up"
by ryan adams on 'heartbreaker'
awesome song

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

airport security

been flying since yesterday night
944 hawaii time
and me being such a crack head
i can never sleep in these situations
one thing i loveeee to do inbetween flights

it is awesome
cuz im sure everyone
literally, Everyone
is doing the same
u people watch and usually connect eyes
and quickly disconnect eyes
my camera is in a safe place
and i dont have enough balls
just to take pictures of everthing i see

ill just explain

-a hardcore black cowboy,
dressed in all black too
hell yea

-girly girl times 50
with two little pieces of shit dog
but she was cute

-a military duder
that i purposely tried to say hello
no response

-if u know ian
i saw a bizarro old ian
all tattooed up
and like 65
sorry old man
"way cool"

-i perfectly healthy little girl
in a wheelchair
with mother walking next her
spoil little shit

-sweats all over the place
and not the sweats you wear

-all decked out yellow girl
that within 15 feet of walking
or texting
ran into 3 people

-a stewardess chick
i would marry
of coarse

-an old ass grandma
i would marry

-people in too much of a rushhhh
to get on the plane
when all they have to do is
for it to take off

see some folks
i shouldve dressed more comfy
all i own is tighty levis
and for some reason
i got all the middle fuckin seats
no window
no aisle
i had two aisle seats actually
but a nice old lady came by and
said excuse mee
i, i, umm sassssit thhheeree sweety
so i let her have the aisle
cuz i do not want her
poopin her panties
i can be nice
on occasions

Monday, December 12, 2011

please no

please god
if i do believe in u one day
that u will not let me have
a girl child
maybe it is just because my niece is crazy
(could run in the family)
but please let me have a boy
when ever that is
could be now
could be in 5 years
hopefully never
but if i do
accidentally or purposely
let it be a boy

that being said
my niece is cool as shit
because she can almost do a one arm push up

i can barely do 15 regular ones

i cannot wait
to get back
to cold
ole missoula

Sunday, December 11, 2011

gumby killa

so far
i have read 1 book
Seal Team 6
or something like that title

this was my fathers book
and he thought a
"fatherly son thing to do"
would be to give me this to read

it was pretty sweet and gun"ee"
but i have to say
i am thankful for my bro-in-law
cuz my dad toasts him
and not me
and talks like a creepy old man to him not me
"check that one out"
"wheww, nice"

thank god

and not me
but my bro-in-law
that he engages in deep
retarded bro-bra conversation

you must be thinkin
poor sparker
i could give a fuck
cuz i could give a fuck

but the one thing my dad loves to talk about is
i could talk about shooting shit
and killing squirrels and rabbits
and deers
ands elks and
what nots for a while
but just with my dad
it is pretty much
the only conversation i have with him
that about lasts 3 to 5 mins

u say
poor sparker
well, u got it
dont give a shit

i guess my bro-in-law and i
have the same relationship as that
actually i just dont really feel like talkin
about to much with him

here, is an example of us going to war together

i never knew that petzl helmets
were bullet proof
well, here is proof that there still is a gumby killa
in all of everything thats me

i cant wait to get a .308 & ar15 from the father

Saturday, December 10, 2011

the west was not won

timeless interactions
when u have many mai tai's
i am pretty sure
that is my new drink

talking with my father
and brother-in-law
it is timeless
meaning not affected by time
or quality of being eternal
this timeless event
is not always this past father-lee moment,
but not now also

it is always, and always.. always

i have no concept time
right now
the next day

if u dont think so
this is how i react on saving a little praying mantis
with my niece

ok ok
it is actually
thee shitty lahani or however ya spell it
wind here
damnnn wind over there
we both (mia) did save a praying mantis
from a dark human foot hole


oh, this is my father if ya didnt know

thanks for the trip, father
it is gonna be a long 3 more days bud

i accompanied or
they (my sis and bro-in-law) accompanied me
in a Go Zip Line adventure

pretty cool
pretty dumb
sorta skechty
gear is old

when we crossed a bridge
the employee pointed out their (chinese bamboo)
below us was i vast rainforest
but actually he was seeing if i was cool
chinese bamboo means
a shit ton of pot plants growing
holy hell
i just looked back and said
"chinese bamboo, huh" in a cool, monotone gesture-lee way
and then we were cool from there

"the dope bridge"

after one zip-eh-dee-doo-line
they explained
oh, u have "a climbing background"
fuck, i really hate talking climbing it seems now
wait, always hate it, sorry
they seem to keep telling me
and after every zip line
"yea, climber bud
yeah climber pro"
2300 ft zip line=pretty fun

other than the hurricane winds
and rain storms
it was boring fun
ya know

is this a twitter + facebook account
nope, just a fuckin blog that sounds like that
sorry for worry,
and goodnight

Friday, December 9, 2011

jibbers jabs n o things

i am sittin on a computer in hawaii
sunny out
nice out
sea(s) (over therrr)
beautiful woman (that r mostly married)
or have pooches

this is what happens
when ur addicted to mai tai's

those r drinks, just so u know

i did indeed fall in love, again
i know, again and again
i seem to do that a lot

with two swedish women
or girls saying hello
in a dark hot tub
shit, what can u do
we proceeded to take their "favorite" shot
"vodka + orange? = awesome"
it couldve been a spash of orange
but.. couldve not..
i wish this

i really fuckin !!!wish!!! i was going with my friend, sean
to peru, el salvador, etc
cuz these two ladies were going from here
"high resort hawaii"
so they say

to cuba
to south america for 3 weeks
and then back to hawaii for 2 more
its called, sugar mamas
money money

i dont worry about these things
cuz i passes this sign today

and i screeeeeched the car to a halt
and my sis said
"what theeeeee &@*@&%)"
i yelled
jesus is coming soon
my niece totally understood what i meant

ok i cant ramble anymore
cuz my father is yelling at the griz game
go somebody else, please
no more talk
it reminds me of some hawaiian cats
and gay-ee
"this is my surf spot bitch"
kind of bros
sorry dad

the families "annual spot now"

room, is over on the right
or condo
please, i need some-kind-a-model-chica
to accompany me next time

black trees on the beeatch

to occupy wallstreet
i had to occupy my time----
"found out my cuz, was one of the dumbers
that was arrested in portland-o"
silly hippie man
----with climbing palm trees

nothing else to do other than
sit in the sun

cant wait to get back
go work out
maybe think about going to cali
or vegas
go work out
look for love
save money
for the future
and to let who ever care knows
the sun is amaazzzzingggg

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

one day of sun

i forgot the cold
but miss the cold

i havent forgot the sun
it is early but late here

hawaii is like rich mazatlan, mx
but with hawaii peeps
and dark tan girls
that look like city girls
that would rip ur face in
and then beep ur brains
"if... u had money"

great street sign
drivin from the air port

that lead us to this place
wayyyy fuckin pimp
as some people would say

-kid pool
-adult pool
-lazy river
-everything is made from Bosch (yeaa)
-wrap around deck
-fully stocked (with most everything)
-oh, beachhhh
- all the doors open us and fold back,
so ur whole room is an open window

this is my girl
but not my girl
on a paddle board
out in the sea of sharks
"actually a random lady"

apparently it is the "tourist thing to do"
looks fun
but i hate the ocean
prolly wont go in

makes me want to earn
a bunch of money
and come here a lot
or honeymoon this place
i get the couch, of coarse
and im pretty sure
somewhere above,
or right
there was some loving going on
and it was a bit loud
like ass slappin

well, honeymoon galores
preggers all runnin about
plastic surgerys
u name it
its here

going to go back
next week
and start scheming plan
to make a lot of money
and i think i know just the way

Sunday, December 4, 2011


i like counting hours
and minutes
sooner than later

or somewhere around here

so fuckin excited
but also not


it wil be the first time
in around 10 to 11 years
that i have spent 7 or more days
with my family
its gonna suck
but the sun will make up for it fosho
i will bring

-5 pairs of underwear
-one speedo swimsuit (the 'shorts' kind)
-2 t-shirts
-pair of 30.36 jeans
-light sweater
-3 books
-and myself

eff snow

Monday, November 28, 2011

support ur friends

Mr. John and (Mrs?) Adeline
Ear Candy
the man

u have ur local bartenders that r the man/woman
u have ur local coffee baristas that r the woman/man
u have ur local locals that r the shit too

im not too much all about "buy local"
well, actually not at all to be correct
but i support Ear Candy
cuz John and Adeline r way cool
friday was black friday
but for some it was record store day
limited edition records
r handed out to independent record stores
in the us
only around 700 stores in the us
thats a lot, but thats not a lot

basically i go and geek out
when the store opens
cuz that is when the store opens
all the good stuff will be gone throughout the day

and u know how much i love Phish
there was the

White Album

Party Time

1st press and only press

yea, nerdin hard and that shit

i am stoked
the funny thing is
i will never open them up
or listen to them
it is kind of like not opening ur barbie doll
from the 60's
cuz it is a collectors item
once u open it, it loses value
atleast i can look and them

Friday, November 25, 2011

up to good

i have been doing exactly that

video gaming
sit ups

just the same ole me


better than usual
so better
that i am invinc-able

and that i hang out with.

and i also hang out with

so interesting story
the girl (widow) that i was hanging out with
might have some dis-abilities
ya know what i mean
and i had to acquire her friends presence
but, the funny thing is
i dont think he knew what i have done
(to her)
but could c there was some wonder in his mind
pretty sure the guy is gay too
sorry but
lisp, shopping, city
yea, gay

like i said
been doing nothing
thinkin bout cali
and get to go to hawaii
on the 6th

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

truth is back

i tell brutal truths

if your not looking for
"beatin 'round the bush tales
come to me
ill tell u 'a' truth
'the' truth also

some fine thang finally got her share
of truth

and still, they dont get it
maybe i will just lie
but lies r jacks
my weekend consisted of

-hangin out with many people
-getting a total of 4-5 hours of sleep for both days
-gettin a royal flush in keno, and winning a shit load of money
(no i do not gamble, the band does)
-meeting the Jackson band and they r like the Lil Smokies
-falling in love with an ex-figure skater
(yes, tall, skinny, oh, and not blonde)
-playin piano like never before
-sleepin on hardwood floors (when i did sleep)
-attending another dill and whiskey party
-ab work out from laughing all weekend

waking up to cams in a hammock in a snow storm
with his mandolin

my cameras sd card sucks
pics sooner than later, yea

Friday, November 11, 2011


i will be respectful to the troops
thank u

but i am very sad
not cuz of the troops
i drove to get some cash out for laundry
(my drier doesnt work)
and i drove by the vet memorial people are putting up
i wanted to slam on my brakes
and shed tears
and have no feeling at all
not cuz of the memorial
because all the tents
and homeless people



what happened missoula


wow this is actually not sad but funny
cuz i it figures
one city down and many more to go

or wait
maybe they are taking a break??????

and today in 54 mins
will be my favorite # day
11-11-11 at 11:11:11

Thursday, November 10, 2011

watch everything

if ur readin this
as ur readin this
watch ur back

this sweet little kitty
could rip ur eye out

and then u will c everything in 2D
that would not be cool
or fun
just think everything u will change
if it is a dominant eye
that u lose
u might as well cut out the other one
and call it a day

Monday, November 7, 2011

cult classics

so my friend chad
and soon new roomate
is a huge fan of
weird cult classics
otherwise known as shitty movies to some people
i do enjoy myself some cult classics

2 or one year ago
a movie came out
that just blows shit out of the water
and today
i have acquired the second installment out the trilogy

it is going to be amazing
cant wait to watch it

and yes
this might explain what kind of a person i am
it doesnt really
i just like, "non-normal" things
and not "being boring"
or lame

so, if ur interested in something cool
go out and watch #1

Thursday, November 3, 2011

near is end the

pretty excited for 11-11-11
cuz that is my number
and were playing in livingston
pretty excited for 11-10-11
cuz that is when martha scanlan is playin the top hat
pretty excited for 11-12-11
thats bozeman bluegrass festival at the emerson
pretty excited for 12-06-11
cuz i get to go get sun on the beach
with my family and niece
pretty excited for 11-03-11
cuz that is today
and everyday is great

my mother sent me this

my grams sold her house in the spring
yeah, boulder colorado
thank god, ha
and this is what the new owners found in the computer room
i always would sit
and make her tell stories
granted i didnt know what she was talking about
it is awesome to hear old peoples stories
and were born in the 20's

now she sits staring at the ceiling all day long
but thats what happens when u get old

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

No Big Deal

My excuse for not climbing
is that i have one armmmmmm
i still try to climb hard

Luke rockin the
"nothing like a beef mustache"

mutha -^%$*@^*- tablesaw
in the mutha-(*&%@(*& room

carpet into day
furniture later
then i get to get out of town

-Indian Creek

some thoughts in mind

Tuesday, November 1, 2011


the fuckin stain is down
and it is dark
walnut dark
and i got really high yesterday from it
or just sick
or something
probably from chain smoking too
what, you say, smoking

no running

this is what i do
so ill quit when house projects are done
sometime in the future

did u know that u can take
and change two letters
make random
that is what today is

at the break right now
and just heard "bill frisell - nashville"
and the stereo overhead
wow, lovely
now it is shitty ole old crow medicine show

well is u saw me on saturday
getting drunk at the rhino
during zeppos set break in some hot ass blondes face
yelling or fighting at her
then getting more drunk'er' at the rose
this is what i looked like

hopefully i didnt sext ya
cuz someone deserves that, right

Saturday, October 29, 2011

hi im ur neighbor

that is what i have to say about my nieghbors
Linda, u is nice
her house is getting taking back
by the bank
she is happy (divorces)

tom and sandra (or saundra)
not sure
are happily married
(not for long)

and then there is chad
my roomate

im glad that he is borrowing this car
it looks a little
chimo-ish is me
no, u not know what chimo is
chi=child mo=molester

but luckly that shit is V8
and a bad ass mobile


he has a 47" tv
that is why today
i am going to freeze my gym account
to get glued to the tv
or just cuz i dont want to pay
50 fuckin dollars

Thursday, October 27, 2011

the good genes

some families prolly have good genes
some families have meth geans
party genes
skinny JEANS (damn hip-sters)
and others just have great genes

some of my genes consist of

Reeeetard Gene
o, mentally handi i mean

YMCA mom and pops gene

Dean Genes
'none of what u think'
just inspire-each-other-smoke-cigs-find-rock-gene

Child Gene
'73% all day'
except when i perform, ya know what i mean!!!!!

killer among the beasts gene

Super Gumby Gene

oh and another Gumbeee

there are other wonderful genes
but these are an example
of if u are a pretty young thang, can have.

no, dont be scared
hopefully no young thang will know i do this
cuz i could probably go to jail
of be hated be the likes

in my life
i look for
willing to ya know

oh, and the spida is back for a bit
who knows
but it is a long story
basically i should be a business man
in that venture

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


there was an inside joke
a couple of years ago
about "Spiderrr Fighttt"
but you say it with grit
and sort of a hisssss voice

only makes me laugh really hard
we were all probably blackout
when doing this

there was no fight unfortunately
but only a lonely spider

well, maybe not, ill wait for another time
to get more "gritty"

just that this particular spider
usually eats its male "buddy"
after "buddy-ing"

the funny thing is..
guaranteed ill get texted tonight or the next
and i will accept

and also
i always wondered about emotions in texting
if you text, just fuckin call
or maybe cuz sppppiiidersss cant sppppeeeeaak

maybe i should be a hero
and be this guy

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Push it, Push

having the fun in blast
creating new in old
making lapses from time
these could be spanish but english phrases
ya know

ive been doing a little of this

and some of this

and get to work on the hardwood floors
with friends that build this shit

So i hope he does a good job

been actually thinkin of climbing outside lately
oh, right,
moist rain secreting from the exhausted clouds
to make the wet ground wetter

and in other news
there is a new dream girl #74 or#73

Monday, October 17, 2011


upper rattlesnake
there is a cabin
or couse

u take this road

and find this there

where gangsters are among the poverty

and when u sleep...

that is unless gangstas are gangsta-in
and crackheads are crackhead-in
and junkies are junkie-in
and whores are whore-in must take this into consideration

my dreams have seem to be getting bigger
n bigger
cuz i am dreaming bigger and better
and bigger is better.. right?
and deja vu is dreams... right?
and dreams are deja vu... right?
if you dream big
you will get shut down
like a flushing toilet
with a turd swirling n swirling
and never be able to get back
if you dream big
money starts slowly seeping
into your pockets
and those are empty pockets too
with no holes n them
and time speeds up
and u make more n more money
and u smile
and then die sometime in the future

Sunday, October 16, 2011

all by my lonesome


i have no wallet
(lost it)
no debt card (to get money out)
no id (to show someone)
no money (to buy a beer)
no insurance card (to show a cop if pulled over)
no stamps (to send letters to lovers)
no safeway card (to buy an orange)
no groove can business card (to show people)

other cards too
that are important
but maybe not

some people say they want their houses to burn down
so they can get rid of all there shit
and collect insurance money and start over
unfortunately i do not collect
and dont want shit to burn
but i did need a new debt card
"far to many swipes"

luckly i can move in tomorrow
or somewhat "move in"
cuz i feel like this

but that raven or crow
is still smiling
i bet my wallet is somewhere safe though