Thursday, April 30, 2009

med kit

when i go climbing
i always bring the "med kit"

-dirty ass athletic tape
-kroger ibuprofen tablets
-old toothbruth
-electrical tape
-2 different grits of sandpaper
-tool max knife
-a red and a black lighter
-2mm p-cord
-Keuffel & Esser Co., New York 3x magnifying glass
-miscelenous airborne bottle
-and sometimes a Safeway pain reliever bottle

i guess thats whats in the kit now
sometimes i add
and sometimes i subtract things

i hope to get out of this weather
and pack the kit for some exciting times
you too could have a med kit that was just explained
just grab a random bag and fill it with shit
but dont have too much fun now!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009


ya wanna know why i dont believe in god
because i puked last night while tryin the blood of christ
and i bled and sucked my blood
i cut myself on the blood of christ's bottle
so that didnt help
but now i dont believe

because i had a huge understanding before that

Thursday, April 23, 2009

come on over
im makin dinner
maybe some nook-chops (my roomates dog)
or some greta-chops (my roomates dog)
mhm, tasty treats

the map on the back of her back

so after the yonder show tonight,
i rode my "fuji" '71 back to my homestead......

ya know that buildin
in deadwood, sd
it is possibly titled
"morning star"

it involves kevin costner
and the 3rd floor, i believe

it has memorable item from his movies
such as....
my supered favorite movie of ago
but what i do remember is the other one
it was a bike-n movie

that is how i felt tonight
.no music
.one tracked mind
.prayin to the lord hey-zeus
it was intense
i guess i sort of had an idea of
-get home, go to bed, dream,
maybe wake up during the sleepage,
go back asleep, wake-up,
live a lively life.....that day,today,tomarrow

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


ha, do you love life?
cuz i sure am!!!!

im love-n the life im like-n
and like-n the love of life
im live-n the life
and like-n the love
and like love im live-n life

someday i will (earn) a recorder
and record my recordings
that are recorded in my records
or my mind.


i hope i trust my heart aches
and my homeplace too
where i dream
and seem to hide
and find things i do

...sparker (r)

ya know how you have a mother.

well my name wouldve been
S. James Jelle
if somehow i didn't acquire my fathers last name
that wouldve been cool
maybe i should start reply-ing to only

St. James (saint james)

but im stuck with that thing you get when your born
or i could get it legally changed
but that requires some time

it goes

1st-my father's father's middle name

2nd-my mother's father's first name

3rd-my father's father's father's father's (etc.) last name

and you create and say "me"

Friday, April 17, 2009


im pretty sure my body was put together by
what a suprise

These damn dis-pra-por-tion-it arms
... and feet
... and ears
i seem to look less like me-self

or the ole' brain
is a tickin-
and a talkin
toward somethin

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


if i was to become a solo artist
something like that
i was thinking of some names for a band...

+Scotty and Pea-Pods - (could be the "million dollar" children singer name)
+Scott James and the Restaurant Riders

(beau barkley thought of this punk band name back in the day)
-+SASC= sexually active senior citizens
(beau barkley thought of this metal band name back in the day)
-+Satan's Death Ship
...yes... memory is a great thing
...yes... they are great names

+Parked Her
-a musical style inner-twined with
1. Motley Crue
2. The Casualties
3. Sting (solo)
4. The Johnson Mountain Boys

...yes... music can do wonders
...yes... music can do wonders

Monday, April 13, 2009

i was wondering...

if they re-use the scissors that they cut the umbelical cord with
do you get to keep them for ever?
that could be one of those lasting moments forever, huh

my mind right NOW

maybe should change up the eatings
not a problem, just metab-olism
love eggs but with only a few yolks
for that heart of mine
healthy looking
feel great
all in all i am scott james
probably the 1st not the 3rd
but one damn good individual
of the parker heir
handsome too
need a hair shavin pretty soon
tick season here in mt.
not yet, but soon
my once a year doing

Saturday, April 11, 2009

belay games

Dean 'n' I r trying to free "Poison FLower"
A2+ or 11+ they say

the above picture is when
you find out that your camera ZOOMS in

Throughout the week my fingers get
and sore-er
and sore-er
but "I just cant get enough"
i love it because its an
and keeps me fit


Wednesday, April 8, 2009


i was thinking about one hit wonders the other day,
and today
Some that are examined as "one hit wonders"
are "really rad-a-cious-bra"
Like Devo.
Have you actually listened to them,
and not "Whip It" or "Working in a Coal Mine"
They are bad ass.
no way of one hit wonders there
how bout Green Jelly
and not "Three Little Pigs"
They are bad ass TOO.
did you ever listen to that song, Teenage Rage
or something like that
That influenced my teenage years
when ur a kid and you hear things ur not supposed to,
you put a secret smile on ur face

That's what makes people tickle
or "what-not" inside
I've been also wondering for a while now,
on a definition of "NORMAL"
What is normal?
me, oh who knows.

there isnt one cuz nothing is normal?
cuz what is normal to human beings persuasions

soup slurping

normal smormal
i guess its what you think it is?

You think different!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

go team

i was asked if i voted for obama
i told them "I'm Republican by blood."

Sunday, April 5, 2009


This Could Be Why Montana Rocks and YOU Suck
Everyone is Cool and Montana Sucks
I Should Move Back to WYO cuz WYO is the Best
Everything is the Same as It Was Before This

Friday, April 3, 2009

Rock, Paper, SIZZERsssss

What do you think you are?

Personality check
Rock - smashes the shit out of scissor
- yet gets humiliated by paper

Scissor - cuts the shit out of paper
- gets smashed horribly by rock

Paper -humiliates rock by something like,
"Lays a thin layer around the rock?"
"Suffocates the rock?"
-gets the shit cut our of him by scissor

whats with paper
the other two are violent when they seek others
paper just either does something no one really knows about
or is a sly feller

so what are you?
Not sure here but I am deciding


i have been losing poundage lately
its for climbing nothin else
not poundage, but body fat

got ta get down, got ta get down
got ta get up, got ta get up

losing is like angels pushing you up that shit
you feel light as shit

also, im the most non-religious-religious person

sort of like those enviro's that do everything right
do everything wrong


i guess i wrenched down on a finger-crack
i had a whole bunch of non-sensitivity through out my body
this always happens when you touch terra firma

you look down and your fingers
always seem to be bleedin

member when you were a kid....
and you cut urself
for some sweet reason
you decide to drink your own blood
"too much will give you a stomach ache"

maybe those damn enviro's should realize...

Is drinking your blood mean that you ReCyCle?

Cuz I'm not that much into that recycling stuff
probably cuz i live in a real recycle-ee town

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Colt 45

The other day i dropped in South Ave. Market
sounds like a cool place but it is only a gas station
I was deciding on some cold beverage
when something popped out!!!
and in 16 oz cans
i was damned amazed so i bought a six pack

while i was drinking this cool beverage
my roomate walked in and said,
"wow, that's right, you are from wyoming."
hmmm, thanks bud

he asked what it tastes like

was i supposed to pour it in a pint glass
swirl it around and smell before tasting
nope, i said it tastes like beer, noooo shit
then we thought that colt 45 must be all the beer companies combined
pabst, schmidts, coors, bud, keystone, and high gravity (for that dark taste)
it sure tastes like that i guess
a mix of goodness for sure

i hope they keep selling that shit cuz i will buy it all the time
only $4.49 a six pack
with no sales tax too
god i love montana

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

School=None=1 Week

So its half-way between spring-break
woohooooo spring break 09 baby
cancun yeahhhhh parrtttttyyyyy

actually, i just got back from smith rock, oreeegon
weather turned sour today so we headed back.
but i got 3 days of some excellent climbing in
i went with one of my roomates "Greenstein"
no he's no Jewish but convince him that he is
he also needs some damn cat-nip or something for his ADD
being in a car with him for 9 hours is something else
then you get home and you live with him, ohhhh yeah
great times

Now i have another half week to hang out
might go see the little feller my sister popped out almost 2 years ago on april 11th
Well, my roomates are blabbin about fire, and i hate that shit
so i cant really write right now, ahhhhhh