Tuesday, August 30, 2011


maybe ill stay
maybe i wont

maybe ill try
maybe i wont

maybe ill date
maybe i wont

maybe i will
maybe i wont

Sunday, August 28, 2011


Yaers Later
(sounds redneckee)
Yay-ers Layter

i finally dont have to go back to school
for now

this town just grew a shat ton too
and im out in, wait, in out
no no
out, in 14/13 days

cant wait
cant wait
took my bed out of my room today
yea, big process
and then i forgot i had my dad's sweet .22
between the mattresses
"best hiding place"
it looks like an AR
but takes .22 bullets
cheap shootn

i can feel that jitter si-k
crawling in my bones
i am looking forward to this

fall right
thats when the leaves turn
or is it spring

and this too

some sweet, cool alone time
so i can look back and laugh
and smile some more

might be headin to centraaal merica
with the cool crew
and look for some land to buy
so i can feel young forever
that is... unless.......

like i always say
if some lovely lady
is playing that one game
where you shoot an arrow straight up in the air
and everyone runs for it
and there is one unlucky person
that gets arrow(ed)
in this case
its that valentine shit
(cupids air-o)
and she just happens to arrow me
directly in the heart-strings
and i immediately sprint
(cuz ive been running)
to wal-mart
and buy a 50 cent ring
and live happily forever
that is. unless......

-i do what i do-

Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Good

Luckly we have places
like the "Good" Food Store
for providing jobs for the Ameican dream

we should also be thankful for Cats
and Kitty's
and what they eat....

after some
vigorous shirt shoppin
n lookin for size 28 *36ers
yes, jeans
i went to go look for some fine readin material
across the street
well, where the Goodwill-ians hang out
and stuff their shit with smoke
is also where there prolly
was a fine family of felines
but now do not exist
because of this

maybe this is the way
Food places fatten up for the fiests.

prettttyy, preeeeety, concerned
for cats of Goodwill

Monday, August 22, 2011

Some Options

Here are my options for departure Sept. 10th
or should i say 11th

good ole state of kentucky
maybe nashville and create shitty nashville country
Red River Gorge
Skort Klimbin Macca

Sweet Succulent ladies of Spain
oh, great climbing too

the ole west route
St. George
Bishop, Bishop, Bishop

Good Ole West #2

City of Rocks
Joe's Valley
Moe's Valley
Flagstaff Area (forgot where it is)

And many more options
these are just a few
love it that i dont know where ill be in 6 months

prolly in some marriage session with my wife
and talkin about how to deal with stress
oh wait, i forgot

Sunday, August 21, 2011


For all you vege-all-natural-organic-shits

i think they say you loose weight
when u go organic.
well, i enjoy those preservatives in food
cuz that means
when i die
i will be preserved
because of all those yummy chemicals

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Side Ache in the Baker

well, a big two days that was

hiked two loads up

went to the baker boulders
tried two projects
not psyched at all

so i decided to solo
the slabs to the left

after i did that
well, i was on top

this was a top the tier

"upper deck"
so to say
you can reach these boulders
from the left of the slabs and about a 25 min hike
holy shat
just as good or even better than the main area

then i thought,
this is thursday still,
(the day i hiked up two loads)
why not go to the top of trapper?
well shit

so i looked right and there was slab #2

took the line to the right of the "green grass crack"

and atop that tier was #3

then some scrambling
and a bunch of "false trapper peaks"
i made it to the top.
dammmmn great view

descended a similar way
other than the slabs

through a scree-pile
or massive boulder field high up

and then got to a place where
jesse and his "lady"
went skiing weeks before

so i decided on a quick descent
and went skiing in my shoes
super duper fun foooo shooo

so you can say i shredded the nar
or peaked a bag
or jerbbed a j
or what ever that ski lingo is
all i say
was it was a big day

and then i went to bed after i got back
big day

next day i woke up
eggs n cheese
7 of them actually
and then set off on a sore leg climbing day

set up the three pads
on a proj
and didnt really think of this bulge of rock
and that i would hit it, no no

well a few tries
and my side smashed into it
thought i was doing good toe hooking

so alone
hurting, for a bit
and wondering what to do
i laid in the shade
and thought of what to do, again

after some heavy breathin
i packed shit up and hiked the pads back to camp
laid in the tent for a bit
and thought
man, having alone time after people
people, people
is pretty nice
thought about what to do
what to do tomarrow
after music next week
parents entertaining
niece crazyness
where to go on my trip first
should i go to spain
should i try to go on a date
no alone is good, or is it
am i anti-social
why dont i have my guitar with me
south america sounds nice
mental hospitals sound fun too
is the new batman going to be good

then i got up
and packed up
and eff in a
it was heavy
i made it all the way back to
the ole vw
set this down

felt a bit lighter
if ya know what i mean

a big two days it was and
my side hurts
my calves hurt
my thighs
and my ass
cuz walkin downhill
gets to ur glutes

now i am resting for a day
then ill go run a marathon or 2

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


After a long weekend of music
at Grand Targhee Bluegrass Festival
early mornings
and laughing

it is time for some detox
and no better place
than to lug 2 loads up to
Baker Lake again
and not develop
but work on the projects this time
heading out tomarrow
til next wednesday or thursday


Wednesday, August 10, 2011

GreyHair and Jobs

Do you have a grey hair?

u must be stressed
if ur young and grey
or just grumpy and not enjoying life

well, get up and go look
or get ur girl/guy to look for you

prolly cuz i dont have a real job
never get angry, but do get annoyed
i deal with peoples problems or they tell me theirs
but i dont really listen
cuz "everything is great"

no stress here ay
or i just dont care about much things
but in a good way

in other realworldnews
my friend jesse got a job
yes yes, thee jesse
or so he says
boy, that kid is in love
now he can save up for a ring

maybe i am just jealous

and another new news
"tickets to spain our cheap right now"

Sunday, August 7, 2011

* years later

isnt it wierd
you cant capitalize numbers

well if you look on ur key board

is a capital 8

i capitalized 8 because it
is like an exciting expression


which one has more expression

1. boom

#2 to me

so, the reason for the 8 capitalized
is because it has been 8 years
since i last saw PHISH
let alone the gorge, washington too

they ripped and a-roared and
it rekindled my wanting to go see them more and more
my legs are still tired
and my whole body
cuz that is how i dance sometimes

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Change for the Bank

Sometimes i wish my father
told me
"it's ok to get a credit card"
well, he didnt
and i listen to him somewhat

you know how many i could get
and how many things i could buy

for now
i am saving money
and such

have you ever tried to put
in the bank
cash too
well, it is not hard

luckly i know and hang out there a lot
otherwise i would look like a drug dealer

tips for saving money
or tip for saving money

-put in everything you got