Last Weeks to These Weeks

This is what happens
when you fiercely try to wash a knife

i did this a month ago too
on the same finger

but

since i live in "granola-ee" missoula
i like to recycle

yea
didnt see it drippin
but i do like extra spice to my stir-fry
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.
.
two more days of school
semester is ended
so fuckin ready to get out
of Lovely Missoula

what i will miss

drinking (almost every night)
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.
i think that is it
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what i wont miss
.
.
drinking (almost every night)
.
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i think that is it
oh
and

theatrical pieces (drama)


here we come coloradooooooo

thank the fuckin lord for my grams

hopefully ill like it too much and not come back for a while

4 day weekend... Again

another 4 day weekend in
Missoula.
what does that mean?

usually 7 nights a week
of getting drunk
with turdshitface
n
dance like a womanboy
n
creeper
but
gettin drunk
2 of the days
then
jesse and i headed toon saturday

did you know you can get fed a whole meal
from the samples
there was atleast 25 samples
good shit
.
.
3 more weeks of school
then its off to colorado
exciteddd

Tootsie

How many licks does it take
to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

well, i have been trying for years
but
i always have a problem with biting the sucker
so
i broke down and did it

Start time: 1:04 pm
-
End time: 1:20 pm
-
16 minutes total

thought it would be longer.
bet joe hasnt tried that you candy junkie fucker

the band Styper just wants to mind YOUUUUU

to get tested for STD and AIDS virus

recap

joe's valley was awesome
best climbing trip (so far)
everyone crushed and drank not enough (alcoholics?)
i climbed my first V9 and it made me wonder
what i should do next
well
circumstances have been brought up
my g-barb (grandmother)
lives in

Boulder, COmy dad recently put here in a nursing home
cuz of 2 strokes and other shit

so my fucked up thinkin was
to ask him if i could stay in her house for the summer
was thinkin he would say no or something
but
he said YES
just get a job and do some yard work

so as of a few days ago
my plans are to live in boudler from may to aug

cant fuckin wait
and turd-shit is gonna be in grand shit-shun
so climbing climbing and not living in missoula
hatin life

and i also will be 5 mins away from flagstaff mountain
yeahhh
and all other close world class climbing areas too
sickk

How to get Skinny and Strong.... FASTTTTT

a few ways to get skinny and strong reallly fast.




1.
Pablo's Pure Protein Power



2.
Meth


3.
Move to Ethiopia
and
Run


or just

4.
Climb A Lot
(doesn't sound too fun now)

like the wolfgang man

Induced

Wednesday nights
are like Thursdays
and usually like Fridays
and Saturdays too

but this Wednesday
was different

it included

Treehuggers (Us & Them Studios)

and




EOTO (electronicaaaa)

and

Me (Recovering from a recent neck burn)

and

staring at the ceiling
for a long long time

thinking i am sleeping

but

acutally not

Joe's Valley

One Week, One Day
til headin down to Joe's Valley with the Boyz



And

Where the Beer is No Good

And

Where this guy


Has Sex with his many young wives!!!!!

Ya'll Ready

We'All Can Head'On Down To The Catskills
N
Round Up Some Wild Women
N
Look For That One

That Be Hotter Than a Whorehouse On Nickel Night
N
Fitter Than A Fiddle
N
Be Avoid'n My Grass Widow
N
Then Head Back On To My Stead
N
Cook Up Some PotatoShallots
N
After We'd Ate'n

We Get Soaked Up On Some Haaaaaawiskey
Mhmmm.
I Sure Am Pert-Near There Alright


YA'LL READY NOW

wear o wear

LOOK!!!!!!!

I PICKED UP ALLLLL THE SNOW.