climbin 'n' stylin

climbin 'n' stylin

suppose-iv-ly ur supposed to suppose,
that wearing brighter shirts helps out the photos
well
that is true

but sometimes i like to climb in style
like a nice button down shirt
or some nice polo shit

and absolutely no sunglasses at anytime






nothin like a may day in a button up n cords





bright wrangler in washington









not the brightness in shirts ya need for here







some holy polo on 'scarface'












and nothing like a creeeeeeper to end it






i think that is sort of a mustache, puberty perhaps

cabin fever

cabin fever
no
it is not a yonder mountain string band tour
just a thanksgiving at the cabin
and it is windy as shit
and snowy as shit


look at those snow drifts

anyways...



wait

do u hear that

sssssssssss
ssssssssssccccccccccc
ssssssccccccccccooooooooooo
sssssssssccccccccccccooooooooootttttttt


i think someone or something is calling my name
oh wait.
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it is
it is
it is
it is
it is

it is BISHOP

i will come my friend
i will come my friend soon
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so, with kyle
i will come my friend soon, as in 4 weeks or so, with kyle, my friend

oh boy

the flame burned out

i, sparker, must have some kind of power overtaking my body

i thought, wait, i dont believe in a god.

some super natural being was suckin my soul out

couldve been my absence in faith......

yep, thats it

well, enough of that god shit, its sunday right

i have been out climbin a bit here and there

whiskey gulch, instead of voting
some man dude and chick yelled at me for that
then back to whiskey
and now
this weekend
leavenworth, wa

climbing good, and great, and awesome lately
getting those climbs more quicker
or more better too

would really like to climb this in whiskey though

The Green Monster




everything in leavenworth had some sort of super beta
like palm bumping
or a slam dunk-tastic micheal jordon move
or some plain try hard

this was the hardest problem in the world
but the coolest problem in the world
and
the neato-ist moves in the world

yeah double double negative that



Mad Max 7A+


also testing the new wrangler shirt out from goodwill


o
speakin a new classic sweetass shirts

was down in nye, mt last weekend
for some "adventurin" at the homestead 2.0

2.0 = retired older people, well not that old, living in a couse (cabin+house=couse)
and my 2nd ever folks home
that also means withstanding my folks for more than 2 days
i usually go down there for my niece, miss mia

but
i also had some country shirts for the band
and my mother has an embroider machine
that blows shit out of the water
so i decided to spice these country shirts up
with some bad-ass-ery

eat your eyes out embroidery companies


if that doesnt eat'm out
click the picture
and your eyes could get raped
perhaps you need to "get protection" before clickin

Day 3

I, God, am often overseen as the sole creator of the universe

pretty sweet huh

but i am not that cool

i have to create many things i dont want to

like

shitty dogs

or

mean bitchy women

or

douscheee dudes

but what i did create is

bananas

they all have great Vitamin B6, C, and Potassium

they are always great

but when i eat them i have to peel them different than most humans

and monkeys too

go out and get some bananas today

i couldve just created some in my hand

but i am a nice god today

and bought 3 of them with money

probably to make our economic society better

or just help out

Day 2

i can skip days
or make 1 day
1 really long day

My question to you for your observation is

Why, when you hold the door open for someone,
do they stick there hand out and touch the door
or caress it?

Is that person just an insecure person?

Is that ladies husband cheating on her?

Is that cute girl your trying to be nice for just a bee-atch?

who knows, but
observe next time.

I am your father

not anyone else

'member, dont listen to anyone
except me.

day 1

tonight
or should i say
today
is saturday
the 6th
of 11 of
O 10

i am here to explain a few things
perhaps they may be useful
or they may not
but all in all
i am here to explain why i am GOD

for starters
remember or dont
those humans that want or need to save the environment
well,
I,
god,
dont really need too
cuz i want or need to save "money"

long ago
when i lived with these one kind folks
they thought of everything as in
"ego-logical footprints"
well
fuck that shit

i always asked them what that meant
well
as always, you usually get a blank obscure answer
that usually refrences their stint in EVST 101

see, do you even know who Janet Rankin is
ok, i do, cuz i know everything
and she just has a building named after her
ha
I Am God


so i did my part
in this ego-logical footprinting
and



turned off lights

and not for the enviros
but to save money

and after all these years since it was invented
the light switching off that is

i seem to still enjoy a tasty oat
cuz they are cheap
and healthy
and good

and i am sure jesus ate oats too
cuz they are cheap
and healthy
and good

so
my, godly lesson to you
is to
never listen to anybuddy
but me

and instead of putting sugar on ur oats
put on some honey

oh
and if you get trapped in bozeman, montana, usa
look for this arty house
and run the fuck away

A 7 Days Series

Starting today

on another post

I

Sparker

am doing a series of

"Why I Am God"

I hope its right, cuz i have some splendid ideas