Day 3

I, God, am often overseen as the sole creator of the universe

pretty sweet huh

but i am not that cool

i have to create many things i dont want to

like

shitty dogs

or

mean bitchy women

or

douscheee dudes

but what i did create is

bananas

they all have great Vitamin B6, C, and Potassium

they are always great

but when i eat them i have to peel them different than most humans

and monkeys too

go out and get some bananas today

i couldve just created some in my hand

but i am a nice god today

and bought 3 of them with money

probably to make our economic society better

or just help out