Wednesday, January 11, 2012

my new friends





so
my days have been going by really fast
yes, no job still
but i really dont need one
or
want one
been a tad bit slum lordin it
and
a tad homeless-ee bout it

after a whole day
i wonder what i did with that day
and
there is a lot on one
and
a lot on the other

i finally received my holiday package
from mother and father
and
i love getting packages from ma and pa
cuz
my mother sends them
(too hard for father)
and
since she knows the mail lady
(next door neighbor)
she does this



lucklee she uses 1000 stamps
and lucklee that neighbor of hers
doesnt stamp everyone
so
my roomate pointed out that
i can use every stamp on here
look
i already used three
lovin the system mother

other than that
i have been building benches
tables
chairs
and desks
in my ghar-aagge
and if u stain anything
walnut stain that is
it looks amazinggg
and some poly after
and it looks tackee,
but keeps the moist secretions of ur mugs out

it may look like a desk
but it is a bench
for tall people
or for my tall desk

maybe if i fix my whole house in the future
it will all be made for 6' and taller people
sorry midges

on that bench i sit and sit
everyday
and take a ruler day and day in
and draw straight shit after straight shit
but
i do enjoy
and chain smoke after chain smoke
i get some stuff done

this is my newest one



not complete yet but
soon.

and when i dont play massive amounts of xbox
with sean my roomate
i sit in the corner and chat with my friend



dont worry
its only a puppet?
im not sure what street character this feller is
but
i am starting to get back into ventriloquism
when i was in 7th or 8th grade
i got a ventriloquist dummy
for christmas
and it was bad ass
i practiced and practiced
cuz
it came with a big book
on "how to"
to bad i lost "ivan"
in my many moves here in missoula

but
my new friend will do for now
and
i think i am going to save up for a new dummy
or not dummy
thats mean
a new friend to talk to

3 comments:

  1. You might already know this, but after your first coat of poly, sand it down with 320 grit paper, another coat of poly, another 320 sanding and a final coat. smooth like silk, son.

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  2. Damn, it's no wonder the USPS is in trouble. This is on you sparkered. When the p.o. goes under, anarchy is sure to follow. Good thing you have guns.

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