Spontaneous

shit is random in my life

but all fully aware of well put together

went to work for 2 weekends in a row

and made cash galore in my pockets

put it all in the bank

and to the companys that bill my house

(fuckers)

and not i forgot that i get tax returns

love beating the system

(you can literally rape the government in tax season)

so now i have til the 10th of march

until i go back to work

and

so

i figured why not do something spontaneous

or random

like go meet sakirtam (sam and kirsten)

down in bishop for 3 weeks

nothing smarter than saving ur money like a homeless person

mhmmm

but first

last weekend was a doozy

watch a bunch for

mountain dew, fox racing, truck driving

meat heads compete for the

Montana Arm Wrestling Association

and

it was funny as shit

reminded me of Wyoming

here is the finalists

but luckly for them

they had to deal with this fuckin massive thing

and

ended up in 1st place

Meatheads, ha

they think they r all bad ass

but guess what

climbing gets u strong

and masturbating occasionally too

ha

and so i came out first

yes, that does say 1sat place

but actually

i wanted a souvenir from the weekend

so a took 1st 2nd AND 3rd place medals

(extras just laying around)

i need to stop collecting so much shit

oh goo news.

and maybe not for some

right when i got sick, ya

cant really go out

or smoke cigs

or anything cuz ya feel like death

so it is a good time to stop doing everything

like go sober

so not only do i save money

but

i have not taken, drank, anythinggggg

for 2 weeks 3 days

yes completely sober

not a drop of alcohol

(passed the major test of hanging with the Lil Smokies)

no drugs

nothing

sounds gay i know

but i am kind of likin it

no money to spend on shit now

and

i am kind of testing myself to see who long i can go

without doing anything

i think for a long time

ok ok

ok

the real story is i found god

duhhhh no shit right

no

just kidding dont believe in the good feller.

so after the weekend

or both weekends of crazy music

i shut down every cute girl that offered a shot

a beer

joints

a hang out at 3 am let get crazy

snus chew

patron tequila by the dozens

why

cuz i dont want to feel like this

or look like this

so i faked it and looked like this

and also

it is funny how pissed off

literally fuckin pissed!!

ur friends get when u dont want to go get a beer with them

cuz a beer in my friends or missoula wording is

get black out drunk

and someone will drive

hopefully the next post will be

from a sitting position at

the Looney Bean in Bishop CA!!!