med kit

when i go climbing
i always bring the "med kit"

-dirty ass athletic tape
-kroger ibuprofen tablets
-old toothbruth
-electrical tape
-2 different grits of sandpaper
-carmex
-tool max knife
-a red and a black lighter
-spoon
-2mm p-cord
-Keuffel & Esser Co., New York 3x magnifying glass
-miscelenous airborne bottle
-and sometimes a Safeway pain reliever bottle

i guess thats whats in the kit now
sometimes i add
and sometimes i subtract things

i hope to get out of this weather
and pack the kit for some exciting times
you too could have a med kit that was just explained
just grab a random bag and fill it with shit
but dont have too much fun now!!!

GOD

ya wanna know why i dont believe in god
because i puked last night while tryin the blood of christ
and i bled and sucked my blood
i cut myself on the blood of christ's bottle
so that didnt help
but now i dont believe

because i had a huge understanding before that

come on over
im makin dinner
maybe some nook-chops (my roomates dog)
or some greta-chops (my roomates dog)
mhm, tasty treats

the map on the back of her back

so after the yonder show tonight,
i rode my "fuji" '71 back to my homestead......

ya know that buildin
in deadwood, sd
it is possibly titled
"morning star"

it involves kevin costner
and the 3rd floor, i believe

it has memorable item from his movies
such as....
-Waterworld
my supered favorite movie of ago
but what i do remember is the other one
it was a bike-n movie

that is how i felt tonight
.no music
.legs-a-burnin
.one tracked mind
.prayin to the lord hey-zeus
.
it was intense
i guess i sort of had an idea of
-get home, go to bed, dream,
maybe wake up during the sleepage,
go back asleep, wake-up,
live a lively life.....that day,today,tomarrow

sjp

ha, do you love life?
..
..
..
..
cuz i sure am!!!!

im love-n the life im like-n
and like-n the love of life
im live-n the life
and like-n the love
and like love im live-n life

someday i will (earn) a recorder
and record my recordings
that are recorded in my records
or my mind.

or

(sing)
i hope i trust my heart aches
and my homeplace too
where i dream
and seem to hide
and find things i do

...sparker (r)

ya know how you have a mother.

well my name wouldve been
S. James Jelle
if somehow i didn't acquire my fathers last name
that wouldve been cool
maybe i should start reply-ing to only

St. James (saint james)
S.J.
J.P.

but im stuck with that thing you get when your born
or i could get it legally changed
but that requires some time

so
it goes

1st-my father's father's middle name

2nd-my mother's father's first name

3rd-my father's father's father's father's (etc.) last name

and you create and say "me"

mebody

im pretty sure my body was put together by
!!!!ALIENS!!!
what a suprise

These damn dis-pra-por-tion-it arms
... and feet
... and ears
i seem to look less like me-self

or the ole' brain
is a tickin-
and a talkin
toward somethin

Namit

if i was to become a solo artist
or
something like that
i was thinking of some names for a band...

+Scotty and Pea-Pods - (could be the "million dollar" children singer name)
+Scott James and the Restaurant Riders

(beau barkley thought of this punk band name back in the day)
-+SASC= sexually active senior citizens
(beau barkley thought of this metal band name back in the day)
-+Satan's Death Ship
...yes... memory is a great thing
...yes... they are great names

+Parked Her
-a musical style inner-twined with
1. Motley Crue
2. The Casualties
3. Sting (solo)
4. The Johnson Mountain Boys

...yes... music can do wonders
...yes...
...yes...
...yes... music can do wonders

i was wondering...

if they re-use the scissors that they cut the umbelical cord with
do you get to keep them for ever?
that could be one of those lasting moments forever, huh

my mind right NOW

6'2/3
154.7
maybe should change up the eatings
not a problem, just metab-olism
love eggs but with only a few yolks
for that heart of mine
healthy looking
feel great
all in all i am scott james
probably the 1st not the 3rd
but one damn good individual
of the parker heir
handsome too
need a hair shavin pretty soon
tick season here in mt.
not yet, but soon
my once a year doing

belay games

Dean 'n' I r trying to free "Poison FLower"
A2+ or 11+ they say

the above picture is when
you find out that your camera ZOOMS in

Throughout the week my fingers get
sore-er,
and sore-er
and sore-er
but "I just cant get enough"
i love it because its an
-activity
-hobby
-sport
and keeps me fit

156

doo-op-a

i was thinking about one hit wonders the other day,
and today
Some that are examined as "one hit wonders"
are "really rad-a-cious-bra"
Like Devo.
Have you actually listened to them,
and not "Whip It" or "Working in a Coal Mine"
They are bad ass.
Crunchy-Granola-Grooves!!
no way of one hit wonders there
or
how bout Green Jelly
and not "Three Little Pigs"
They are bad ass TOO.
did you ever listen to that song, Teenage Rage
or something like that
That influenced my teenage years
and
when ur a kid and you hear things ur not supposed to,
you put a secret smile on ur face
IT IS WEIRD, I KNOW.

That's what makes people tickle
or "what-not" inside
I've been also wondering for a while now,
on a definition of "NORMAL"
What is normal?
me, oh who knows.

there isnt one cuz nothing is normal?
cuz what is normal to human beings persuasions

god
8-5
love
soup slurping
HIV
socializing

normal smormal
i guess its what you think it is?
UNLESSSS......

You think different!!!!!!!

go team

i was asked if i voted for obama
i told them "I'm Republican by blood."

Montana=LoloPass=Coolness

This Could Be Why Montana Rocks and YOU Suck
or
Everyone is Cool and Montana Sucks
or
I Should Move Back to WYO cuz WYO is the Best
or
Everything is the Same as It Was Before This
or
Not

Rock, Paper, SIZZERsssss

What do you think you are?
-Rock
-Paper
-Sizzerrr


Personality check
Rock - smashes the shit out of scissor
- yet gets humiliated by paper

Scissor - cuts the shit out of paper
- gets smashed horribly by rock

Paper -humiliates rock by something like,
"Lays a thin layer around the rock?"
or
"Suffocates the rock?"
-gets the shit cut our of him by scissor

whats with paper
the other two are violent when they seek others
paper just either does something no one really knows about
or is a sly feller

so what are you?
Not sure here but I am deciding
"

LB-age

i have been losing poundage lately
its for climbing nothin else
not poundage, but body fat

got ta get down, got ta get down
or
got ta get up, got ta get up

losing is like angels pushing you up that shit
you feel light as shit

also, im the most non-religious-religious person

sort of like those enviro's that do everything right
but
do everything wrong

Recycling

i guess i wrenched down on a finger-crack
i had a whole bunch of non-sensitivity through out my body
this always happens when you touch terra firma

you look down and your fingers
always seem to be bleedin

member when you were a kid....
and you cut urself
for some sweet reason
you decide to drink your own blood
"too much will give you a stomach ache"

maybe those damn enviro's should realize...

Is drinking your blood mean that you ReCyCle?

Cuz I'm not that much into that recycling stuff
probably cuz i live in a real recycle-ee town

Colt 45

The other day i dropped in South Ave. Market

sounds like a cool place but it is only a gas station

I was deciding on some cold beverage

when something popped out!!!

COLT 45

and in 16 oz cans

i was damned amazed so i bought a six pack

while i was drinking this cool beverage

my roomate walked in and said,

"wow, that's right, you are from wyoming."

hmmm, thanks bud

he asked what it tastes like

was i supposed to pour it in a pint glass

swirl it around and smell before tasting

nope, i said it tastes like beer, noooo shit

then we thought that colt 45 must be all the beer companies combined

pabst, schmidts, coors, bud, keystone, and high gravity (for that dark taste)

it sure tastes like that i guess

a mix of goodness for sure

i hope they keep selling that shit cuz i will buy it all the time

only $4.49 a six pack

with no sales tax too

god i love montana

School=None=1 Week

So its half-way between spring-break

woohooooo spring break 09 baby

cancun yeahhhhh parrtttttyyyyy

actually, i just got back from smith rock, oreeegon

weather turned sour today so we headed back.

but i got 3 days of some excellent climbing in

i went with one of my roomates "Greenstein"

no he's no Jewish but convince him that he is

he also needs some damn cat-nip or something for his ADD

being in a car with him for 9 hours is something else

then you get home and you live with him, ohhhh yeah

great times

Now i have another half week to hang out

might go see the little feller my sister popped out almost 2 years ago on april 11th

Well, my roomates are blabbin about fire, and i hate that shit

so i cant really write right now, ahhhhhh