my time in school

dwindling down, the school time is

i am in art school
not really an artistok, an artist but not like some kids here
starting to not like ceramics one bitso i draw light bulbs and 11" straight lines that always turn left
and start 11" from the left and bottom
so here is somethings i do in 'college'
i know, college


'39 Lightbulbs' 2011 (26"x 40")






'Eleven Left' 2011 (18"x 30")




close-up 'Eleven Left"



like art school
and
art these days in this post-modernist world

there is back story's to the story's of "why" i made these pieces
pretty cool n complicated huh?

and when explaining these pieces
i do not use the words

-juxtapose-
-create-
-unique-
-effect

but i do use the words

-cleanliness
-geometrics
-structure
-infatuation





o, look, its sunny out for a bit

Divided Sky

Yesterday was a great day

yes it was

there was a divided sky in the morn

producing sunlight

ahhh, help me clouds

headed out to lost horse

with dylan and joeshmo

fun time

went to lost girlfriend boulder

and it is amazing

and then while trying the 8/9

a duder walks up and was walkin his goat

funny shit

at that moment

i unfortunately realized i didnt put my card in my camera

so no photos

then we went to Cradle 'N' All

which after a bit, i sent with a little shakyness

(sort a high)

sweeet, new problems in loho gone down

thanks dillpickle for the spot buddy

4 days until i get a break from this place, yepeeee

Busy

If your a retro-nerd and born around the 80's

which, i am and am not

check this site out.

or if ur homeworkin, surfin, whatever

check it out

cuz it takes a lot of ur sitting around time

and turns it in to complete fun

www.pica-pic.com

fanta-size

there is more fans and fanatics since the internet

i remember when....

my sister said

"i am going to use the world wide web"

if i couldve said

"what the fuck is that"

in front of my mother, i would have

but all these years have passed, fast

and i realized that there r many fanatics

because of the internet

there is no need to go out

and

search history books or encyclopedias

because we have that shit at our finger-tips

today,

i am going to research something,

not sure what yet

and become a crazed lunatic fanatic

and have that become my #1 ultimate hobby

for one week

the possibilities r unlimited

oh and in record news

i got the last record in the John Hartford series

includes 20 different albums up to 1991

7 copies of Aereo-Plain

-this album changed bluegrass music forever in 1971

3 of Mark Twang

and so on and so on

so i am happy on this great Americanized-Missoula holiday

well, gives me an excuse to blackout and make babies

i figured out what i am being a fanatic on

PRO-CHOICE bitchessssss

Chew

While on this sugar non-binge

for a few days, ha

i think i found another "program"

i am not going to chew my food as much.

this will then force my body to work harder to digest.

YESSSSS.

take that dieters and Jared from Subway

Adventure Driving

usually i do a lot of adventure climbing

but yesterday

i never have school

so i went adventure driving

and adventure hiking

and a little climbing

my vehicle took my places unimaginable

or

actually down the bitterroot

1st stop

LoHo

climbed a bit on real live rock, wow fun times yea

2nd stop

destination: trail 123

looking for the wall dean and i want to trundle blocks from

this one looks real good

during this fun hike by my lonesome

i was following a trail (yeah drrr)

and the only fresh tracks was of a cat

prehaps a kitty cat, thats what i was hoping for

a little bit after this wall i saw

the kittysnapper tracks stopped

went left 5 feet and back the way they came

yep, thats when my lonesome self got real paranoid

oh and it doesnt help hikin under-a-influence

(whatever you want to think)

so i took out my 2" blade

and

started to get my daily cardio in

and ran back, in snow, oo, with yak traks

haaaaa

at one point i almost fell over because my ears were fully tuned in

and i thought i heard something

and boom, straight scared

a black bird was following me too

and caw-n a lot

i was pretty positive that he was telling the cat where i was

fucker

but

as time went on and the trail was almost to and end

i settled down my brain functions and came back to "normal"

on the way out, car way,

just took some random roads

drove some more random roads

then found the ultimate crag/destroyer vehicle

i really wanted to trade

but luckly the writing on the 'for sale'

was far too gone

shucks

made it home

gym time (cant wait for the new one)

and went to bed early like a responsible adult should do

So Close

You ever seen to Jetta's ALMOST doing it

well

here is proof

and one of them is pretty "dirty"

Weighing My Options

now u may read this

and if ur from montana or wyoming

or some "think-ur-racist-state

you may say

"that is very gay"

well, no it is not,

i am a climber

thats all i really like to do

and think about (a little art cuz i have to too)

and talk about (with climber friends)

and dream about sometimes

what did they say gay about

ha, well i was bored after some bicycling and sauna-in

and thought about all this extra baggage i have on me

not fat or hair, but weight

like-in clothes, books, shoe(s)

huge cell phone

water, coffee, jar of peanut butter

this stuff weighs up too

being to cool bro-skee in the gym

i weighed myself with the weigher

but with what i go to school with

and i came out a big ole whoppin

194

shit-ya

no wonder sometimes when i put on my shorts n tee

and do some power squats i feel very feather-ee

now there could be some guesses

about what the total baggage weight is

but that is all just guessing

it is like when someone says

"oh dude

you have no idea what happened to me,

life changing"

and then they say

"oh nevermind"

i hate/dislike/discriminate against people that do that

so i will give that example by saying

"if you take 4x4

and minus 10 of what 4x4 equals

add 16 to that

times that by 2

take that and divide that by 4

add 5

to that times by 3

minus 16

and you could very well much get the answer"

truthfully speaking

Q = "who cares right?"

A = CLIMBERS

Reminisce

just one of those nights

not reminiscing past loves
or boulders
but the dreadful days of highschool

doing the daily getting rid of things
(one thing a day)
(could be a book, video, anything)
(just one thing a day)
and i came across the day my depression ended
or the day that i realized things are cooler than they dont seem




this is a proof of the day




brandon, beau, casey, and me

6 months later i cut my hair
super-cool

That Time of The Month

it is not what you think.

and yes, i am a man

human man that is

it is actually that time of the month for

NO SUGAR

and

NO EATING OUT

gonna be a fun one

old roll

just recently found an old roll of film

and on it said "the city"

what the heckers?

i reckon it was what i thought it was

so took to me good friend Sam at the Dark Room

and had her develop that shit stat

and sure enough

it was my first 'real' climbing trip

of many spring breaks ago with Greenstein

to CITY OF ROCKS

awesome to look back

oh and it is when my facial pubes were getting out of hand

the photos were takin on my sis's film camera, yeah sounds ancient

but the contrast is great now huh. let me tell you

b&w on color negs c-41

just boulderin some narnar-narnar bra

im guessing "the morning glory spire"

yep

green trying to commit suicide,

but i wouldnt let him

i am a good friend

great night? shot or something

as photo-lingo goes

well hey there buddy

what do ya need?

planned for the break yesterday around 3:47 or something like that

joe's it is.

super pumped

and i sometimes write pumped like "pumped up"

cuz spelling pysche, or sicke or how ever you spell it is a pain cuz

every time i dont know how to spell it

and every time i try to look it up

but cant really find the right one

its like when you teachers 'way back'

would say

"go look it up in the dictionary" (with granny voice)

i never got that because you dont know how to spell it

thank the jesus that it is 2011

whoa, i have been going to some kind of education institution

since like, like 1988 or 1989

shit, now my brain hurts