Weighing My Options

now u may read this

and if ur from montana or wyoming

or some "think-ur-racist-state

you may say

"that is very gay"

well, no it is not,

i am a climber

thats all i really like to do

and think about (a little art cuz i have to too)

and talk about (with climber friends)

and dream about sometimes

what did they say gay about

ha, well i was bored after some bicycling and sauna-in

and thought about all this extra baggage i have on me

not fat or hair, but weight

like-in clothes, books, shoe(s)

huge cell phone

water, coffee, jar of peanut butter

this stuff weighs up too

being to cool bro-skee in the gym

i weighed myself with the weigher

but with what i go to school with

and i came out a big ole whoppin

194

shit-ya

no wonder sometimes when i put on my shorts n tee

and do some power squats i feel very feather-ee

now there could be some guesses

about what the total baggage weight is

but that is all just guessing

it is like when someone says

"oh dude

you have no idea what happened to me,

life changing"

and then they say

"oh nevermind"

i hate/dislike/discriminate against people that do that

so i will give that example by saying

"if you take 4x4

and minus 10 of what 4x4 equals

add 16 to that

times that by 2

take that and divide that by 4

add 5

to that times by 3

minus 16

and you could very well much get the answer"

truthfully speaking

Q = "who cares right?"

A = CLIMBERS