Kickin the Kids Out

So

lets give a great scenario here

I look at some houses 'round town

for my return after my journey

one sparks my sparkers

and i go to a real estate place (today)

and check it out

perfect i say

perfect

sweet little nancy is the agents name

looks a lot like one of the golden girls

but not the funny one

(i watched it with my mother)

and go through the whole

questionare that my father gave me

-no mold

-the detached garage (my studio)

is hardwood and heated

-3bd/2bth

-property tax (really good)

but the kicker

the tenants that not only live there

but run a preschool

shit like this goes down there

look how psyched those kids are

they are learning

prolly eating many carrots and jugs of apple juice

so by me taking over this house

and kickin the "tenants" out

cuz they obviously want to stay

would i be considered anti-education

or "hater-of-kids"

by no means am i

i love kids

have you seen me with my niece

i love kids

i should be greatest uncle for 4 years in a row

but all in all

is

i will kick the tenants out

and shut down that preschool

cuz that is what i do

cause trouble and wrong doings

i might go be a 'reader guest'

or guest speaker at the school

one day before i shut it down

and get all the kids info

just to see if i was the cause for their later drug problems

or

teenage pregnancy

or

meth use

or

better

college education

perhaps i could run a preschool

wait...

yessssss