-why not to go to a beat boxers house-

1. beat boxing that is funny and not good

   -i try to beat box but only when im trashed with me friend greenstein

2. very shady looking house

   -messy-er than our hippie house

3. try to leave and he scary kid offers "shrooms braaa"

   -im young but old

4. it is 3 am

   -tired and want to go home

5. "my friend is a master guitarist braaaa

   -was a shredder on a acoutic yamaha

   -not a master guitarist

6. no beer, or ibupuffin

   -want to go to bed

   -staring to get ti ti

so if you think about going to a "beat boxers" house

do not do it

some one will be thee

i am an edible(?) piece of me
not nearly re-in-car-nation
but just re-using me
so.
i have been cooking for elder people
mostly because at a
"bed and breakfast"
old haggerds only stay there
..
..
i dont want to get old
but
when i got to these cool college parties
i am old
so ill go home or wake up or walk to
a mirror or what-not
and look
some days i am old
and some not
...
..
.
so when i cook for the elders
i am young
i dont want to get old
but
when i am doing young things
with "younger" kids
i feel old
so.
.
the whole majority of this is
wait!!!!
ok, so i dont believe what i believe
#1 i am always right but wrong
#2 you say something
-if i do agree, i dont
-if you agree, i dont
-not really opposite but the same
--sort of kind of, but not really

so back to elder thinkings

When i do happen to do what we call "die"
i want my funeral to be this
.some one will be in charge
..making sure <>
then their will be sort of a pot-luck-esk
about the whole get together
some tears
some laughter
some joy
some sorry
some hate
some warmth
.. but what the catch is....
is that they will be
pretty much re-in-car-nate-ing me
by the one in charge
that "1" will miss-tear-ee-us-lee
wisk away with my ashes
that is <>
and lets say
"randy colerdt" brought the basil tomato soup
well........
that one will ash a little ash into it
and then who ever eats eats me
so what i call that is reee-innn-carrr-naaayyyy-shunnnn
although i might have to do test run
of what people like at my parties
young or old
maybe their is a world crisis on basil or tomato
a recall perhaps
what do we all do then

although
everyone cant go wrong with
SPARKED WATER
mmm
so refreshed
and
that human that dabbled a gander of me
no will have,
not sure the percentage but
some part of me in him/her/it

if you could only then zoom in
to some part of them
then you would see those hard workin labor machines
being lubed with scott james parker
and damned be right
when i go, i want to be else where
other than
digging through the soil parts trying to be free
i want to be runing a-mass about another person
not really my dream girls but anyone
crack heads
lezbee-anns
god
whatever
just so i am free
so i will be other than thee
nighters!!

elevators

so when i was visiting my friend casey
in denver
he new "the way" for elevators
how to go about elevator situations
when you enter, usually you dont say much
you stand and look down then up and straight
everytime he would get in and there was someone
he would strike a random question
then they would be weirded out
well anyways
i tried it while going to the hospital to pay a fee
luckly she was old cuz im sure she loved it
and then i parted ways and used $365.87

make sure you have health insurance

where are you?

dear thesaurus,
where are you so i can write more to a new song

dear scott,
somewhere, i am.. but not far

dear thesaurus,
are you pert-near?

dear scott,
yes i am within reach of two of you

dear thesaurus,
so if im 6'2" 1/2 then you are 13 away

dear scott,
yes, but closer than you think..

dear thesaurus,
that must be trick question

dear scott,
maybe too close

dear thesaurus,
i found you. you are in my brain.

dear scott,
good, good. you have found thee

dear thesaurus,
goodnight, good friend

dear thesaurus,
good night....

i swear that if i believed in a god
it would say
"Scott, you are superstitious my son"
why?

because lights turn off right when i think about them
-i walk on campus and the lights turn off right as i pass them
-i walk in my house and i look back, what do u think happens
--the street light turns off

i have to put on my left shoe or socks, always
-it has been years since the right one went on first
-if i start to do the right, i take however far i got and go in reverse
-anything down there goes on left to right

i have to always sleep with a thick blanket
-summer, i sleep with a big quilt, i dont care about sweat
-i do this because when i was younger, my sister told me
-"Scott, trolls will sneak at the end of ur bed and rip your pinky toenails off"
-so i started tucking feet under the blankets, whole body included
-that was probably 18-19 years ago
-no, i am not a wuss, i just want to keep my toenails

i am super-duper-stitious

graduation monday...
oh wait, no more graduation
it more or less is the "days of our lives"
so yes it is 4:23 am in the morn
ive been havin fun okkkkk
i walked my baby big breast home
that is my upright bass for no one that knows
a lot of occurences occured
i thought it was around 1 am
and it was 3:41 when i left for my journey
my bass on back and guitar on hand
i wished i had some "hot chip"
on my musical phone
instead of some crunch-ee "hot chip"
i had
AIR
good but not as good
so i walkedd
me and my bass and my guitar
and kaetlyn and mysterious walked with me
until "university and higgins" the mystery-er said
i walked as i got about 3 blocks away
my back hurts i exclaimed
"no worries bra, ill carry ur gee-tar"
i thought i had it but the dude insisted
so kaetlyn gave me a "bed light"
and i dis-parted at u and higgins
they were going my way so i went other,
longer ways
i think i needed to chill alone, ya know
turned at great harvest
bread
which i bought some apple crisp earlier today
and found myself looking down at a big bloch of black
it was a big ant cluster
they were just eating and building
...
i am realizing that it is
"4:32"
IN THE MORNING
...
my back of my knees hurt
cuz my stander upper bass was
tapping and rubbing and nicking
at my back knees or whatever

i think that my day off of graduation what-not
created a good/bad response
in a decision that i could make
but i dont really need too
so ill stay up and smoke a smoke
and drink and drink... of water
and try to go to bed
while i just heard my roomate's alarm beep
4:36am
damn scotty boy
late night and good times at sams/c-lo's house
now i rest and think about more
of tomarrow
...
..
.
work at 245
and make a missing of people slowly
even myself
cuz i lost me

graduation saturday
-feel hung over
-head to "the silk road"
-drink to cure
-drink at the old post
-drink at kiwanis
-play volleyball for a long time
-feel sunburn
-drink at my house for sams partyy
-smoke to many cigs and drink alot
-no shady gestures toward anyone
-tell a story about a troll ripping your pinky toenail off
-realize i needed to go to bed
-go to bed....late
-done with drinking for sometime

super big day

graduation friday for few of many.

-wake up hanged overed

-have heart burn from smokin, achohol, and fun

-make a moderate day at kootenai into fun climbing

-shower and start drinking again: 5pm

meet up and pick some bluegrass

meet up and pick some bluergrass

pick some bluegrss and drink

smoke some "european cigs"....

and pick some bluegrass

shots of rumplements..

and pick some bluegrss

see old lady friend and give a funny gester...

not what u think but u know

feel tired and pound a pbr outside

ride home and ears freeze off'

hate the chilly-ness

cook up last night pizza

1 slice and some garlic sause

get ready for heart burn tomarrow on 

Graduation Saturday

hope that "texting" (sexting)(mexting)(hexting)

works!!!!!!!

go to sleep now

i had a new bitch in my bed recently
.
..
....
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
..
actually....
it was my folks
baby girl english setter
and shes a sweet heart

Double Front Chicken

James,"ive been a trekkie since the 60's"
Ben,"man, i tell you what, i have too"
Chad, "star trek is not as good as terminator"
James, "now wait a minute, ur too young to know"
Chad, "oh i know"

this is sort of the conversation that went down yesterday
some two old dudes, james and ben
and me and chad drinking at the d-front
apparently james knew wayyy to much about star trek
3 seasons, 72 episodes
and star trek the movie 1980
is the best movie ever

i am going to download that shit to make sure
i havent missed out on this

oh and "smurf piss" shots are easy to go down
but the energy drink part kept me rollin around
from 2 to 8 am.
no good
no good

so summer is coming for "us" students
i always dont do what i want to do all year long
what? yeah i asked it too

im talking about talking to these "dream girls"

we all have them
no matter who you are
you see them
but you never really engage in conversation

and if you do "engage"
you never proceed to anything

well, i have about ah-many of these
"dream girls" all about this town i live in
thats about in the teens or more in counting
ive always never really thought about them
until i walk past them, or engage in eye glances

Is that smile something that i should proceed too?

i never know why i dont but i do know why
i am shy, scared, not talk-a-tive

do you ever wonder if...
they are thinking what you think their thinking

i really want to list a few so i will.

1. "exotica"
-that's what she looks like
-super beautiful
-exotic and one of a kind
2."the twins"
-always see them in the gym
-dont know which is which but beautiful
-have caught a few back-glances and wondered
3."mon./wed./fri/ 5 o'clock work out"
-she is blonde and cute
-she stole an ab work-out from me
-i am shy
-she seems shy
-i feel old sometimes
4."bus driver girl"
-i am attracted to brunette-skinny-tall
-sort of disappointed cuz i have never seen her smile
-wears "prana" gear
5."tan-a ba-nana"
-last summer, basically eff-ed danced
-friends of friends
-tall and skinny and not blonde
-stylish which i usually dislike
-never can proceed myself with anything more
...
....
.....
......
there is a lot more which i have to think of later

anyways
maybe a casting of spells upon
will make me balls up and do something
probably not
that is why dream girls are dream girls
although i never really dream about them,
i just dream of dreamt-ness

my simplistic day of eating yesterday

-3 peanut-jelly sand-witches
-1 1/2 of a sugar cookie
-1 cheese dog from dairy queen
which is damn good after a long day
just the juices i believe are the best
healthy day that day

i am also feeling like an old man
my bones are creak-n
my musk-els are ache-n
my skin is dry-n
but my hair is not gray/grey
so i am still young
whoooo-hoooooo