airport security

been flying since yesterday night

944 hawaii time

and me being such a crack head

i can never sleep in these situations

so

one thing i loveeee to do inbetween flights

is PEOPLE WATCH

it is awesome

cuz im sure everyone

literally, Everyone

is doing the same

u people watch and usually connect eyes

and quickly disconnect eyes

but

my camera is in a safe place

and i dont have enough balls

just to take pictures of everthing i see

ill just explain

-a hardcore black cowboy,

dressed in all black too

hell yea

-girly girl times 50

with two little pieces of shit dog

but she was cute

-a military duder

that i purposely tried to say hello

and

no response

shit

-if u know ian

i saw a bizarro old ian

all tattooed up

and like 65

sorry old man

"way cool"

-i perfectly healthy little girl

in a wheelchair

with mother walking next her

spoil little shit

-sweats all over the place

and not the sweats you wear

-all decked out yellow girl

that within 15 feet of walking

or texting

ran into 3 people

ha

-a stewardess chick

i would marry

of coarse

-an old ass grandma

i would marry

-people in too much of a rushhhh

to get on the plane

when all they have to do is

wait

on

the

plane

for it to take off

see some folks

i shouldve dressed more comfy

cuz

all i own is tighty levis

and for some reason

i got all the middle fuckin seats

no window

no aisle

and

i had two aisle seats actually

but a nice old lady came by and

said excuse mee

i, i, umm sassssit thhheeree sweety

so i let her have the aisle

cuz i do not want her

poopin her panties

and

i can be nice

on occasions