Need Money, Please Help

Well, like all humans, we need money

and its bullshit if people say the differ

cuz if you dont have any, your still happy (bullshit)

only homeless people high on life can say this

i on the other hand

am thinking of having my mother help me of writing a grant

to some rich and famous person

be it an actress, actor, musician, whoever

and ask them for some help

it would sort of by like a sponsorship

pretty cool sponsorship too

this is what i would say

"yeah, i am sponsored by a pornstar"

i believe they are more vulnerable because of their past

i mean come on, who becomes a pornstar

yet in my sponsorship

i would have to promote them so that would be weird

let alone my climbing bag

-3 pairs of shoes

-advil

-2 chalk bags

-peanut butter

-sandpaper

-and a stack of various porn dvd's

maybe i could save room by putting them on a flash drive?

i guess it is like playing the lottery

you have to play it to win it

so i will have to start writing a masterpiece of a grant

to convince some lonely, poor porn soul

to give me their sex money

so i can take showers every 2 weeks and eat poorly

sounds like a happy homeless person to me