Being "Almost" Homeless

I sort of have been feeling homeless lately.

Why?

Well,

I dont technically have a job

or my job is like a homeless person

play music for people to pay me

like a homeless on the corner

I eat pretty homeless.

not out of garbages but almost

my roomate wonders why i eat the same thing every night

carrots(cheap), noodles(cheap), chicken bouillon(cheap),

and my daily vitamins (twice a day)

for that more nutritious habits

I have a many lot of friends

like a homeless person

ya know, the cool ones

the rad ones

the ones u dont really want to hang out with

but u have to

I get to c places like homeless people

well, in a different climbing perspective

no hitchhiking, but almost

live in the dirt

yep

and not take showers

well in the river

in other sparkered news

going to the city of rocks on sunday

and then maple canyon on the next thursday

wooowhoooo

here is a pic from cams 30th bday bbq

andy,matthew,sarah,me

muggy

was going to post something bout

the overhearing of coffee shop talk

and it is religion based

but i wrote and i almost laughed at my writing

and then thought it could be very mean

i am not a mean person

well, can be a smart ass sometimes

but not appropriate

still relaxing

spending very little money

which is very good

love knowing coffee shop workers

free coffee

whoooooop

prolly going climbing this week

not sure what days but some of them

i hate hot weather

hello summer

and sunburns

feels muggy

and humid somedays

its prolly my sweaty-ness

and skinni-ness combining

and creating a muggy man

Soulstiss

Well, summer showed some shitty hot weather

shatty because i really enjoy sweatshirts

but

like all who are some what bum-ish

i went out and got sunburnt from the gods of hell

and dehydrated

and sore

jesse and i went out to go get in shape

for "overseas"

we did the "bi-fecta"

my mom's muscle tee (8 pitches?)

then rapped down and walked over to shaa-shown

and did that

and then ran out of water and other life things

and walked down

it was an amazing day to say the most

today

i am sore

in my back,

my toes,

my shoulder,

my skin,

my eyes,

a couple of bones in my spine,

and so on

so next week we are going to do the

"tri-fecta"

and so on

after that maybe do

"poison flower"

instead of the original shaa-shown

yeaaaa summer time

soon to take some pics somewhere

and post them

Noticed

Well, we or maybe just i

figured that that Lolo fugitive

is long gone now,

or in some friends extra storage room

waitin for the right moment to surprise the kids

"boooo, (bam) "

ahhhhhhh

crazy ole feller ill tell you that

still cloud after cloud with

spurts of blue and sun

but no solid day of nice shit

or maybe i just forgot if there was one

jesse and i are pretty much loaded

with gear mania

got my crane two days ago or three or something

thanks samsquinch for letting my send it to ur house

this thing can get 12 feet long

hell yeah

jesse has his octocopter flying 'round

gonna go to lolo this next week and make some video action

time to test and video-n

speakin of climbn videos

have u ever "noticed"

that there are literally hundreds

(sorry for you who have done that)

(no harsh feelings)

of climbing videos, where

they start or in the middle

put the camera in the car dash or out the side

and speed up the film so

you can see the zooooomee fast landscape

no joke

shit tons of climbn videos r like that

no, really, go watch a video

prolly 1 of 3 are that

haaa

yea, it is great

it could maybe just be simmered down a bit, huh?

but

whatever

oh and an idea

yes, this blogging could give a copyright right?

IDEA

slow motion is huge in sports too now

and that is badass

but sport films dont make a whole lot

but guess what does

PORN

think of it

slow motion porn

oh yea

just all up in ur mind now

ewwwww yeaaaa

i think i could make millions with slow mo porn

how many overaged sexual offenders would buy that shit

ALL OF THEM

so dont steal my idea

in other Sparker news

for the last 10 years i give myself a buzz cut

once or twice a year

yesterday

was the first non buzz hair cut in 10 years

maybe even 11 years

and i look sharper than a whittled piece of wood

now i can climb without hair in my dark eyes

Some more Ten Sleep Writing

Some other things that i wrote down

1.Something fun to do

How far can u make it?

We decided to coast in neutral

all the way from the climbing parking lot

of TenSleep

into town

yes

around 14 miles of it

Old Jette(r) made it to Carter Access Area

literally 1/2 mile from the town of Ten Sleep

SOOO Close

it was so much fun, cars passin

and yes

we tried all the way to a complete stop

on the highway

Again

How far can u Make It?

2. Took my 2nd Ten Sleep Shower Ever

in the creek that is

My head was numb for sure

3. overall climbing

Got pumped as shit

cuz ive been bouldering for some months

and some

4. Realized i need to get a therma-rest

and not sleep on my crashpad

"gettin soft"

as they say

5. what up with snow on June 8th

felt like december

i forgot for a second how to spell "feb-u-airy"

6. And of coarse

Dreamt about Dream Girls (Double-Time)

Bozed-man

Bozeman is fun

especially when u get to go climbing

at "the CUBE"

fun times with J-Rader n Kelsley!!!!!!

Nye, MT

at the folks house in NYE, MT

if you dont know where it is

there isnt much but

a post office

a sml store (for beer n chips)

and a bar

and in 'a' middle of somewhere

jesse and i r here on a mission

to shoot my fathers 30-40 something guns

especially his sig-sauer

make some funny videos

while shooting guns

jump some atv's

we have accomplished two things already

edit from mother parker for nat geo grant

and steak and beer

shit yea

good stuff

ill have a wrap up of ten sleep

sooner than later

with some more awesome photos

oh jesse 'no-more-fragile-boy' spauldo

send 12c

holy shit man

he is coming around

but for now

" i make huge breakfast in the place"

the one millionth sleep

"sleepin like a baby

in the back of my car"

that is the start of the new rap song i created

the rest is just some biblical references

ya know, that kind of stuff

had a fun drive to the land of

Ten Sleep

went through 2 of the crazy-est hail storms ever

now my car looks wunderful

little bruises here and there

but looks like a beatin wife

in the 80's

"everythings gonna be ok honey"

but we made it and now we climb

and then climbed again

and then rain and slight hail

and then rest today

fun times

did a climb i have been wanting to do forever

and it took 2 goes, woooo

Napalm Death 12c/d

jesse's got some photo's

and i have a few to share

"prepare for great-beautiful-things"

that should be the awareness of ratures

fuckin religion!!!

Brandon, Molly, Bree, and Jesse

I owe Jesse a 6-pack of beer

he had two rocks and two bottles to slingshot

and he did them both

lucky fuckin dude

Fire and Hell

and a random pic from YellerStone last weekend

back from yellerstone

had a blast with the yellerstone wedding

drank with the

BFC

Buffalo Field Campaigners

if u dont know who these people are

find out,

i was asking nate (mandolin player)

what you call these people

ya know (hipsters, druggies, whatever)

he said they are called

DIY

Do It Yourself

so a cross between

reallllly nice people, and hippie-ster

it was awesome

loads of homemade wine

and loads and loads of it

forgot my SD card today

but pictures sooner than later

spaulding and i r heading to tensleep

today for 2 weeks

excited

i love that place

gonna climb

project the projects

crossin my fingers on 'Hellion'

but first a few days of enduro central

"im going to the country

babe, dont you wanna go"

laterrsssss

looking for love in all the wrong places

maybe before i leave

i should get married

and start a kid

yeah start one

ya know

like the opening scene to

Look Who's Talking Now

when the sperm swims through uterus

and connects and slams through the egg

yes slam into the egg

that is what i need to do

have some little scotts running around

while daddy is overseas doing his thing

then ill prolly marry some foreign beauty

and never come back

but ill do that if the whole marriage thing

and kid thing doesnt pull through.

headin to yellerstone this weekend

for some bluegrass weddings

and then ten sleep for a week or two

woopwoop.

i like climbing

i like bluegrass

i am in need of a loving

caring

lady

well, for like 3 months

or until i leave

if u know of any sweet loving caring

loves

let me know

!!!!!

pretty excited

yes i am

pretty excited

no reason in general but just thought id let i know

have like two weeks off coming sunday

after some music in w. yellowstone

so ten sleep here we come

or lander

or maple canyon

either or

then music again a lot

then learn some Urdu

and fly to Pakistan

sickk

then come back

and go to bishop

then hang out where ever after

life....

(p.s.- god, can u make it stop raining)