Friday, June 3, 2011

looking for love in all the wrong places

maybe before i leave
i should get married
and start a kid
yeah start one
ya know
like the opening scene to
Look Who's Talking Now
when the sperm swims through uterus
and connects and slams through the egg
yes slam into the egg

that is what i need to do
have some little scotts running around
while daddy is overseas doing his thing
then ill prolly marry some foreign beauty
and never come back

but ill do that if the whole marriage thing
and kid thing doesnt pull through.

headin to yellerstone this weekend
for some bluegrass weddings
and then ten sleep for a week or two
woopwoop.
i like climbing
i like bluegrass
i am in need of a loving
caring
lady
well, for like 3 months
or until i leave
if u know of any sweet loving caring
loves
let me know
!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Sounds like you need a mail-order bride, Scotty!

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  2. don't find a bride in wyoming.
    yikes.

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