apiece

http://www.yatzer.com/Yatzer-50-most-liked-articles-in-2011

this site is awesome

lately ive been drawing

around 8"*10"

drawings

or somewhat bigger/smaller

and making them really nice

duh

and then taking a goodwill trip

and dropping off a piece of my art

and some other things mixed in

cuz

there is never any good

pictures in there

so

why not make some

and drop them off

and let them sell them

for you

and then they get the money

yes

no actually

i could care a bit but little

bout helping goodwill out

but

it is really fun to do

it is interesting

to wonder who has ur art

some random

maybe

a white trash meth head

or

an upper class biz man

or

some cool cat

or

someone who needed a panel

to sand down and do their own

shit

a few topics

1.

that chick that works in the gym

why the hell do u turn the heat up soo much

i sweat normally but fuck

i guess climbing must be done in heat

right?

thats when u go climbing

literally, sweating.. a shit ton

2.

we got about one year left

what fun r u gonna do

3.

i think it is nice today

ha

ha

ha

skiers

4.

i cant wait to get back up to this shit

but

it will be a while

i think i might try to spend every last milla-second

here

or up here

hopefully it stops snowing forever

5.

what to do

what ta do

being a jehovah witness is not that hard

or for this year i decided to be one

right?

you dont have to get anybody presents

(i did for my niece)

which is the first time almost ever

that i gave a present

but the jehovah gods or what not

r not going to be happy

i

also dont have to call

and say

that happy blahblah shit

to anyone

it feels alright

ditching my family

on christmas

and stayin home

feleez navi-dod everyone

down below

this isnt even all of them

the sizez i gots

is ay lot

they all do their own tasks

some hold better to wood

some paper

some have chips in 'em

(so no good for straight lines)

diduknow

it gets boring unless u have a girlfriend.

ya know, the..

...section

or maybe it doesnt

come pick me up

i absolutely enjoy being a hermit

hell yes

i wish i had the time

hint hint

to do things for long periods

i am acquiring a mild case of

grown up ADHD

or

full blown ADD

but luckly

i have many things to do

started some new pieces

and excited for the end result

2 of them r 8 by 4 feet

male

and female

and one is this one

and two r a cat and dog

for my niece for christmas

hey

does ur mother call u every fuckin day

like the day after u spend 7 full days

non-stop family time

and then she calls and says

hey, how r u

sounds like that weird text i get

from that weird girl too

i told my mother

"i dont gossip"

old people gossip too

old people

chhh

listen to "come pick me up"

by ryan adams on 'heartbreaker'

awesome song

airport security

been flying since yesterday night

944 hawaii time

and me being such a crack head

i can never sleep in these situations

so

one thing i loveeee to do inbetween flights

is PEOPLE WATCH

it is awesome

cuz im sure everyone

literally, Everyone

is doing the same

u people watch and usually connect eyes

and quickly disconnect eyes

but

my camera is in a safe place

and i dont have enough balls

just to take pictures of everthing i see

ill just explain

-a hardcore black cowboy,

dressed in all black too

hell yea

-girly girl times 50

with two little pieces of shit dog

but she was cute

-a military duder

that i purposely tried to say hello

and

no response

shit

-if u know ian

i saw a bizarro old ian

all tattooed up

and like 65

sorry old man

"way cool"

-i perfectly healthy little girl

in a wheelchair

with mother walking next her

spoil little shit

-sweats all over the place

and not the sweats you wear

-all decked out yellow girl

that within 15 feet of walking

or texting

ran into 3 people

ha

-a stewardess chick

i would marry

of coarse

-an old ass grandma

i would marry

-people in too much of a rushhhh

to get on the plane

when all they have to do is

wait

on

the

plane

for it to take off

see some folks

i shouldve dressed more comfy

cuz

all i own is tighty levis

and for some reason

i got all the middle fuckin seats

no window

no aisle

and

i had two aisle seats actually

but a nice old lady came by and

said excuse mee

i, i, umm sassssit thhheeree sweety

so i let her have the aisle

cuz i do not want her

poopin her panties

and

i can be nice

on occasions

please no

please god

if i do believe in u one day

that u will not let me have

a girl child

maybe it is just because my niece is crazy

(could run in the family)

but please let me have a boy

when ever that is

could be now

could be in 5 years

hopefully never

but if i do

accidentally or purposely

let it be a boy

but

that being said

my niece is cool as shit

because she can almost do a one arm push up

i can barely do 15 regular ones

i cannot wait

to get back

to cold

shitty

dry-ee

lonesome

ole missoula

gumby killa

so far

i have read 1 book

Seal Team 6

or something like that title

this was my fathers book

and he thought a

"fatherly son thing to do"

would be to give me this to read

it was pretty sweet and gun"ee"

but i have to say

i am thankful for my bro-in-law

cuz my dad toasts him

and not me

wow

and talks like a creepy old man to him not me

"check that one out"

"wheww, nice"

thank god

and not me

but my bro-in-law

that he engages in deep

retarded bro-bra conversation

ha

you must be thinkin

poor sparker

well

i could give a fuck

cuz i could give a fuck

but the one thing my dad loves to talk about is

Guns

i could talk about shooting shit

and killing squirrels and rabbits

and deers

ands elks and

what nots for a while

but just with my dad

it is pretty much

the only conversation i have with him

that about lasts 3 to 5 mins

u say

poor sparker

well, u got it

dont give a shit

i guess my bro-in-law and i

have the same relationship as that

actually i just dont really feel like talkin

about to much with him

here, is an example of us going to war together

i never knew that petzl helmets

were bullet proof

well, here is proof that there still is a gumby killa

in all of everything thats me

i cant wait to get a .308 & ar15 from the father

the west was not won

timeless interactions

when u have many mai tai's

shit

i am pretty sure

that is my new drink

talking with my father

and brother-in-law

it is timeless

meaning not affected by time

or quality of being eternal

this timeless event

is not always this past father-lee moment,

but not now also

it is always, and always.. always

so,

i have no concept time

right now

nor

the next day

if u dont think so

this is how i react on saving a little praying mantis

with my niece

ok ok

it is actually

thee shitty lahani or however ya spell it

WIND

damnnn

wind here

damnnn wind over there

we both (mia) did save a praying mantis

from a dark human foot hole

.

.

.

oh, this is my father if ya didnt know

thanks for the trip, father

it is gonna be a long 3 more days bud

i accompanied or

they (my sis and bro-in-law) accompanied me

in a Go Zip Line adventure

pretty cool

pretty dumb

sorta skechty

gear is old

shit

when we crossed a bridge

the employee pointed out their (chinese bamboo)

below us was i vast rainforest

but actually he was seeing if i was cool

chinese bamboo means

a shit ton of pot plants growing

holy hell

i just looked back and said

"chinese bamboo, huh" in a cool, monotone gesture-lee way

and then we were cool from there

"the dope bridge"

after one zip-eh-dee-doo-line

they explained

oh, u have "a climbing background"

fuck, i really hate talking climbing it seems now

wait, always hate it, sorry

but

they seem to keep telling me

and after every zip line

"yea, climber bud

yeah climber pro"

fuck

but

2300 ft zip line=pretty fun

other than the hurricane winds

and rain storms

it was boring fun

ya know

is this a twitter + facebook account

nope, just a fuckin blog that sounds like that

sorry for worry,

and goodnight

jibbers jabs n o things

i am sittin on a computer in hawaii

yes

yes

sunny out

nice out

sea(s) (over therrr)

beautiful woman (that r mostly married)

or have pooches

this is what happens

when ur addicted to mai tai's

those r drinks, just so u know

i did indeed fall in love, again

i know, again and again

i seem to do that a lot

with two swedish women

or girls saying hello

by-your-self

in a dark hot tub

shit, what can u do

we proceeded to take their "favorite" shot

yep

u

know

it

"vodka + orange? = awesome"

it couldve been a spash of orange

but.. couldve not..

anyways

i wish this

i really fuckin !!!wish!!! i was going with my friend, sean

to peru, el salvador, etc

cuz these two ladies were going from here

"high resort hawaii"

so they say

to cuba

to south america for 3 weeks

and then back to hawaii for 2 more

its called, sugar mamas

money money

luckly

i dont worry about these things

cuz i passes this sign today

and i screeeeeched the car to a halt

and my sis said

"what theeeeee &@*@&%)"

NOW NOW

i yelled

jesus is coming soon

my niece totally understood what i meant

ok i cant ramble anymore

cuz my father is yelling at the griz game

boooo

boooo

go somebody else, please

no more talk

it reminds me of some hawaiian cats

here

cocky

and gay-ee

and

"this is my surf spot bitch"

kind of bros

sorry dad

this

is

apparently

the families "annual spot now"

room, is over on the right

or condo

please, i need some-kind-a-model-chica

skinny-blonde-non-pregger-beauty

to accompany me next time

black trees on the beeatch

to occupy wallstreet

i had to occupy my time----

"found out my cuz, was one of the dumbers

that was arrested in portland-o"

silly hippie man

----with climbing palm trees

nothing else to do other than

sit in the sun

cant wait to get back

fuckk

sit

go work out

maybe think about going to cali

or vegas

sit

go work out

look for love

save money

for the future

and to let who ever care knows

the sun is amaazzzzingggg

one day of sun

i forgot the cold

but miss the cold

i havent forgot the sun

it is early but late here

hawaii is like rich mazatlan, mx

but with hawaii peeps

and dark tan girls

that look like city girls

that would rip ur face in

and then beep ur brains

"if... u had money"

great street sign

drivin from the air port

that lead us to this place

wayyyy fuckin pimp

as some people would say

-kid pool

-adult pool

-lazy river

-waterslide

-everything is made from Bosch (yeaa)

-wrap around deck

-grills

-fully stocked (with most everything)

-oh, beachhhh

- all the doors open us and fold back,

so ur whole room is an open window

and

this is my girl

but not my girl

on a paddle board

out in the sea of sharks

"actually a random lady"

apparently it is the "tourist thing to do"

looks fun

but i hate the ocean

prolly wont go in

makes me want to earn

make

steal

a bunch of money

and come here a lot

or honeymoon this place

cuz

i get the couch, of coarse

and im pretty sure

somewhere above,

below

left

or right

there was some loving going on

and it was a bit loud

like ass slappin

ha

well, honeymoon galores

preggers all runnin about

kids

plastic surgerys

u name it

its here

going to go back

next week

and start scheming plan

to make a lot of money

and i think i know just the way

countdown

i like counting hours

and minutes

sooner than later

i

will

be

here

or somewhere around here

so fuckin excited

but also not

cuz

it wil be the first time

in around 10 to 11 years

that i have spent 7 or more days

with my family

shit

its gonna suck

but the sun will make up for it fosho

i will bring

-5 pairs of underwear

-one speedo swimsuit (the 'shorts' kind)

-2 t-shirts

-sandals

-pair of 30.36 jeans

-light sweater

-camera

-ipod

-3 books

-and myself

eff snow

support ur friends

Mr. John and (Mrs?) Adeline

@

Ear Candy

is

the man

u have ur local bartenders that r the man/woman

u have ur local coffee baristas that r the woman/man

and

u have ur local locals that r the shit too

im not too much all about "buy local"

well, actually not at all to be correct

but i support Ear Candy

cuz John and Adeline r way cool

friday was black friday

but for some it was record store day

limited edition records

r handed out to independent record stores

in the us

only around 700 stores in the us

thats a lot, but thats not a lot

basically i go and geek out

when the store opens

cuz that is when the store opens

and

all the good stuff will be gone throughout the day

and u know how much i love Phish

well

there was the

White Album

and

Party Time

1st press and only press

yea, nerdin hard and that shit

i am stoked

the funny thing is

i will never open them up

or listen to them

cuz

it is kind of like not opening ur barbie doll

from the 60's

cuz it is a collectors item

and

once u open it, it loses value

well

atleast i can look and them

up to good

i have been doing exactly that

Good

eating

video gaming

eating

sit ups

painting

just the same ole me

but

better than usual

so better

that i am invinc-able

and that i hang out with.

.

.

.

.

and i also hang out with

so interesting story

the girl (widow) that i was hanging out with

might have some dis-abilities

ya know what i mean

and i had to acquire her friends presence

but, the funny thing is

i dont think he knew what i have done

(to her)

ha

but could c there was some wonder in his mind

pretty sure the guy is gay too

sorry but

lisp, shopping, city

yea, gay

.

like i said

been doing nothing

thinkin bout cali

and get to go to hawaii

on the 6th

truth is back

i tell brutal truths

if your not looking for

"beatin 'round the bush tales

come to me

ill tell u 'a' truth

'the' truth also

some fine thang finally got her share

of truth

and still, they dont get it

maybe i will just lie

but lies r jacks

.

anywhooooooo

my weekend consisted of

-hangin out with many people

-getting a total of 4-5 hours of sleep for both days

-gettin a royal flush in keno, and winning a shit load of money

(no i do not gamble, the band does)

-meeting the Jackson band and they r like the Lil Smokies

-falling in love with an ex-figure skater

(yes, tall, skinny, oh, and not blonde)

-playin piano like never before

-sleepin on hardwood floors (when i did sleep)

-attending another dill and whiskey party

-snow

-ab work out from laughing all weekend

waking up to cams in a hammock in a snow storm

with his mandolin

my cameras sd card sucks

pics sooner than later, yea

daysaresad

yes

i will be respectful to the troops

thank u

but i am very sad

not cuz of the troops

cuz

i drove to get some cash out for laundry

(my drier doesnt work)

and i drove by the vet memorial people are putting up

and

i wanted to slam on my brakes

and shed tears

and have no feeling at all

and

not cuz of the memorial

but

because all the tents

and homeless people

are

are

are

GONE

what happened missoula

NO MORE OCCUPY MISSOULA

wow this is actually not sad but funny

cuz i it figures

one city down and many more to go

or wait

maybe they are taking a break??????

and today in 54 mins

will be my favorite # day

11-11-11 at 11:11:11

shitttttt

watch everything

if ur readin this

as ur readin this

watch ur back

this sweet little kitty

could rip ur eye out

and then u will c everything in 2D

that would not be cool

or fun

just think everything u will change

and

if it is a dominant eye

that u lose

shit

u might as well cut out the other one

and call it a day

cult classics

so my friend chad

and soon new roomate

is a huge fan of

weird cult classics

otherwise known as shitty movies to some people

but

i do enjoy myself some cult classics

2 or one year ago

a movie came out

that just blows shit out of the water

and today

i have acquired the second installment out the trilogy

and

yes

it is going to be amazing

cant wait to watch it

and yes

this might explain what kind of a person i am

but

it doesnt really

i just like, "non-normal" things

and not "being boring"

or lame

so, if ur interested in something cool

go out and watch #1

near is end the

pretty excited for 11-11-11

cuz that is my number

and were playing in livingston

and

pretty excited for 11-10-11

cuz that is when martha scanlan is playin the top hat

and

pretty excited for 11-12-11

thats bozeman bluegrass festival at the emerson

and

pretty excited for 12-06-11

cuz i get to go get sun on the beach

with my family and niece

and

pretty excited for 11-03-11

cuz that is today

and everyday is great

my mother sent me this

my grams sold her house in the spring

yeah, boulder colorado

thank god, ha

and this is what the new owners found in the computer room

i always would sit

and make her tell stories

granted i didnt know what she was talking about

it is awesome to hear old peoples stories

and were born in the 20's

now she sits staring at the ceiling all day long

sucks,

but thats what happens when u get old

No Big Deal

My excuse for not climbing

is that i have one armmmmmm

but

i still try to climb hard

Luke rockin the

"nothing like a beef mustache"

mutha -^%$*@^*- tablesaw

in the mutha-(*&%@(*& room

carpet into day

furniture later

then i get to get out of town

-Indian Creek

-Bishop

-Hawaii?

some thoughts in mind

condoms

the fuckin stain is down

yoo

and it is dark

walnut dark

and i got really high yesterday from it

or just sick

or something

probably from chain smoking too

what, you say, smoking

no running

this is what i do

so ill quit when house projects are done

or

sometime in the future

did u know that u can take

condom

and change two letters

and

make random

well

that is what today is

randoms

at the break right now

and just heard "bill frisell - nashville"

and the stereo overhead

wow, lovely

now it is shitty ole old crow medicine show

booooo0

well is u saw me on saturday

getting drunk at the rhino

or

during zeppos set break in some hot ass blondes face

yelling or fighting at her

or

then getting more drunk'er' at the rose

this is what i looked like

hopefully i didnt sext ya

cuz someone deserves that, right

hi im ur neighbor

that is what i have to say about my nieghbors

Linda, u is nice

but

her house is getting taking back

by the bank

but

she is happy (divorces)

tom and sandra (or saundra)

not sure

are happily married

ha

(not for long)

and then there is chad

my roomate

im glad that he is borrowing this car

because

it looks a little

chimo-ish is me

no, u not know what chimo is

chi=child mo=molester

but luckly that shit is V8

and a bad ass mobile

and

he has a 47" tv

shitttt

that is why today

i am going to freeze my gym account

to get glued to the tv

or just cuz i dont want to pay

50 fuckin dollars

jesus

the good genes

some families prolly have good genes

some families have meth geans

party genes

skinny JEANS (damn hip-sters)

and others just have great genes

some of my genes consist of

Reeeetard Gene

o, mentally handi i mean

YMCA mom and pops gene

Dean Genes

'none of what u think'

just inspire-each-other-smoke-cigs-find-rock-gene

Child Gene

'73% all day'

except when i perform, ya know what i mean!!!!!

killer among the beasts gene

Super Gumby Gene

oh and another Gumbeee

there are other wonderful genes

but these are an example

of if u are a pretty young thang, can have.

no, dont be scared

hopefully no young thang will know i do this

cuz i could probably go to jail

of be hated be the likes

in my life

i look for

smiles

pooches

laugh

and

willing to ya know

oh, and the spida is back for a bit

who knows

but it is a long story

basically i should be a business man

in that venture

Spida-Fight

there was an inside joke

a couple of years ago

about "Spiderrr Fighttt"

but you say it with grit

and sort of a hisssss voice

only makes me laugh really hard

cuz

we were all probably blackout

when doing this

well

there was no fight unfortunately

but only a lonely spider

well, maybe not, ill wait for another time

to get more "gritty"

just that this particular spider

usually eats its male "buddy"

after "buddy-ing"

the funny thing is..

guaranteed ill get texted tonight or the next

and i will accept

and also

i always wondered about emotions in texting

if you text, just fuckin call

or maybe cuz sppppiiidersss cant sppppeeeeaak

maybe i should be a hero

and be this guy

Push it, Push

clean

scrub

brush

sweep

screw

flick

paint

hammer

pluck

-

having the fun in blast

creating new in old

making lapses from time

-

these could be spanish but english phrases

ya know

ive been doing a little of this

and some of this

and get to work on the hardwood floors

with friends that build this shit

So i hope he does a good job

been actually thinkin of climbing outside lately

oh, right,

moist rain secreting from the exhausted clouds

to make the wet ground wetter

and in other news

there is a new dream girl #74 or#73

damnn